Hello, I am a writer and definitely not a cat. I have written a very important list about the benefits of cat-friendship and the very serious risks that dogs face, including that they're dumb and crap.
If this year is anything at all like 2016, we’re in for a world of hurt and weirdness. Who knows if the previous twelve months’ insanity will rub off on its proceeding brethren? Will Trump start an all-out nuclear war with China? Will we reach the singularity? Will there be an end to the endless film reboots, finally? Here’s what I reckon.
The Happy Madison production company is a veritable pantheon of top-class comedic cinema. Here's what pearlers they've got slated to come.
Humanity is going down in a burst of flames, so let's have a few laughs before our deterioration into a Mad Max-esque dystopian bin fire. Watch some funn videos and try put that panic attack off for a few hours. Enjoy!
There's always work going in the major Aussie tabloids, if you've just the right mind for it...
Summer is rapidly approaching in Australia and you know what that means: a hell we cannot escape for three solid months. Here’s a few tips for getting through the tough, long, sweaty, smelly days of a Aussie summer. The Sunburnt Country, indeed.
Pick-up artists are all the rage now, since gelled-up sociopaths and sleazy meatheads have realised they could make a mint off the insecurity and/or misogyny of their fellow man. Here’s a quick little guide so you can spot any potential PUAs before they spot- and harass, and annoy- you.
Speeches, talks, pompous gasbaggery and wholly foolish tripe come to you once again this 2017! The Festivale returns with a whole host of speakers and media personalities with Big Opinions and Very Important Brain-Words.
The World Bonerkilling Company, in conjunction with the Hollywood Man-Hating Association, have joined forces recently to undertake a sweeping 'ruining' expedition of the favourite films of young men. Male film nerds were surveyed about their favourite films, with a special emphasis on movies for which they held childhood nostalgia and affection, and the results were taken to Bonerkiller HQ, where production started immediately. 'Operation Manbaby' is currently in motion. Here are some of its upcoming projects.
We would like to welcome you to Man Club. Take a seat, crack a tinnie and please open to page 54 of The Lad Bible.
It's okay to take a break sometimes. You can't spend all day, every day, refreshing News Twitter or reading take after take after take on the world's latest Horrible Thing. It's, of course, important to be well-informed and in touch with the news of the world, but self-care is essential also. Feel free to take a break from the world's nastiness and allow yourself a few moments of joy, some small pleasures.
Comedian Martin Dunlop takes on all the list-based clikbait on the internet. Today: disgraceful dames.
How doth your soul mind might wander, and happen upon an idea; an idea of such ramshackle chicanery as to be positively histrionic! Wayfarers, unite, and gaze 'pon our mind-wanderings...
Things Only 90s Kids Will Remember!!!!!!
OMG, like, gag me with a spoon! The 90s were, like, so fresh. Here's a list of our fab memories from that bodacious era that only ballin' 90s kids will get!
Nihilisticles : 10 Things Only People Who Hate People Will Definitely Understand
Comedian Martin Dunlop takes on all the list-bait click-bait of the internet. This week: glorious misanthropy.
Hey friend! We all get down sometimes, don’t we? Yeah, life is hard, hey? Not for me, really, but I imagine it is for some people! It sure does suck to get the blues, so here’s a few things I’ve learned from both my marketing degree and my time heading up iSelect’s national office (not bad for a man of twenty-six, hey?) that might help!
It feels like there's a new cafe or restaurant or neato nightclub opening every other day in cosmopolitan Melbourne. Here we've surveyed the trendy, burgeoning scene and picked out of faves!
Comedian Martin Dunlop fixes all the list-based clickbait on the internet. This week: that wretched storm...
Oh God, what's that noise? Is it Jennifer and her awful white-guy-with-dreadlocks boyfriend making out in what should be the shared space of the lounge room? Or something more sinister ...?
90s nostalgia is all over the place. You can’t move for reboots, reactivated series and the fond sentimentality of a generation of kids who grew up watching freakish anime, frustrating puzzle shows and bizarre cartoons. The Goosebumps books were a huge part of any young nerd’s life in the 1990s, and it seems strange that author RL Stine hasn’t decidedly to greedily capitalize on this new 90s longing and reboot the series to gear towards former Goosebumps tragics...
Mae West was brassy, bold and bawdy face of 1930s Hollywood. Her catchphrases and one-liners have become infamous; her sass has gone down in history. But, did you know, not all of her wisecracks and dirty zingers have made it to Well-Known Quote Guides and the annals of history...
In the face of an ongoing global health crisis, instances of heart attacks and associated disorders have sky-rocketed. Health experts and organizations are launching new, hard-hitting campaigns to raise awareness and target dangerous habits. One frightening new epidemic in particular has shocked the world.
Agent Dana Scully gets an unusual call in the night.
Comedian Martin Dunlop fixes all the list-based clickbait on the internet. Today: how to learn from elevator gossip in successful companies.
Comedian Martin Dunlop fixes all the list-based clickbait on the internet. This week: how traveling fixes you because science.
As well as being a writer of searing wit and a boss dancer, did you know I am also Melbourne's inner-north's premier horoscope reader? It's true, ask my dog. Plus I also do seances, but only for your dead hopes and dreams (tish-boom). Here's your spiritual forecast for today, and may it lead you down the path of righteousness, or at least spare you some sort of crippling genital injury.
Comedian Martin Dunlop fixes all the list-based clickbait on the internet. This week: why you should date a totally quirky guy!
Comedian Martin Dunlop fixes all the list-based clickbait on the internet. This week: the bountiful foot-wellness industry.
Imagine if Ricky Gervais had disappeared in 2008. Not that I wish harm on the guy, but we would have far greater memories to attach to him if he had gone out leaving us with The Office and Extras as his lasting legacy. Instead, Gervais is alive and well, rimming the Hollywood butthole and desperately trying to maintain a status of “cheeky rabble-rouser”.
Comedian Martin Dunlop fixes all the list-based clickbait on the internet. Now: your Mama.
Host: Welcome back to News Things. Cats have always been a friend of the human, with their occasional affection and internet fame. But the idea of the “Cat Lady” has long been a derogatory slur towards those women for whom one or two or twelve cats is never enough. But in 2016, that’s all about to change. Trixie Letterhead has this report.
Comedian Martin Dunlop fixes all the list-based clickbait on the internet. Now: introvert problems.
Comedian Martin Dunlop fixes all the list-based clickbait on the internet. Now: how to be a proper bloke.
Look, we’re all just trying to find some love in this world. It can be a daunting effort, putting yourself out there in the hopes of snagging a catch. Whether you’re in it to find someone you can share your life and Netflix password with, or just a casual rutting mate, it’s tough to cut through the dense jungle brush of online dating. But fear not! A former serial swiper am I, and help you I shall.
Comedian Serene Desiree gives us all we need to know about how to be the Ultra Best Perfect gf!
We examine just where exactly the popular action series will go...
Comedian Martin Dunlop fixes all the list-based clickbait on the internet. Now: fashion.
Comedian Martin Dunlop fixes all the list-based clickbait on the internet. Now: love.
Comedian Martin Dunlop fixes all the list-based clickbait on the internet. Now: weirdo dogs.
"God damn it John, I'm not shutting down our town's sex festival just because of a few rumours about sexy aliens!"
Comedian Martin Dunlop fixes all the list-based clickbait on the internet. Now: relationships.
The cliches and stereotypes we see time and time again.
No bad ideas in brainstorming, except...
11.07.2015 / This week in upcoming titles we'd like to see.
Comedian Martin Dunlop fixes all the list-based clickbait on the internet. Now: masculinity.
What it says on the tin.
Are you saying these are not vital skills?
Comedian Martin Dunlop fixes all the list-based clickbait on the internet. Now: women.
Because why not?
Comedian Martin Dunlop fixes all the list-based clickbait on the internet. Now: you!
The Dolly Doctor is In.