Joke of the Day
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A blonde was shopping at K-Mart and came across a shiny silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it over to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos....it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
"Wow," said the blonde, "that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!"
So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.
Her boss, who was also blonde, saw it on her desk. "What's that?" she asked.
"Why, that's a thermos... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.
"Wow, that's amazing," said the boss, "what do you have in it?"
"Two icypoles and some coffee."
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