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A young man goes to confession saying, "Father forgive me, I have sinned with a young woman."
The Priest asks, "Was it Mary McCarthy?"
"No, father, its not for me to say," the man replies.
"Was it Rita Sanchez?"
"No, father, I can't tell you."
"No, father, it wouldn't be right for me to mention any names."
With this the priest tells him to sin no more and gives him penance.
On the way out of the church, the man passes a friend, who asks him what happened.
The young man says, "I got one rosary, two Our Fathers, and three new leads"
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