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The Thoughtful Scotsman

Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub?

He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie.'

She replied, 'Awe Jock that's nice - are you taking me tae the pub with yae?'

'Nay,’ Jock replied ‘I'm switching the heating off while I'm out.'

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