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Fairy Godmother

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''

*** POOF ***

Her rocking chair turns to solid gold. ''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.''

*** POOF ***

She turns into a beautiful young woman.

'Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother.

Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks.

*** POOF ***

There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten.

With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''

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