Even after watching a
whole swag of episodes on this two disc set… I still could not find a
single discernable explanation as to why this family of (well I guess
you would call them f**kwits) even have their own show.
What annoys me even more is that it is actually even more
common place to go on about how terrible these shows are. So my
warnings to avoid this garbage at all costs goes unheard (and if
anything, will probably inspire people to buy it, if only to "See how
crap it can be") because the need for moronic gals wanting role models
and horny guys wanting to see a glimpse of tit far outweighs the need
for common sense.
The brainchild of American Idol host Ryan Seacrest (don't tell me this show wasn't a direct result of Seacrest having sex with someone), Keeping Up With The Kardashians looks, sounds, plays out and is just as over rehearsed and set up as The Osbournes, The Simple Life… well, you see what I'm getting at.
As
I write this, an episode is screening in front of me in which Kim
Kardashian (whose only real skill seems to be having the ability not to
trip over her own giant norgs) has, in the space of 20 minutes and 32
seconds, gone from refusing to pose for Playboy, to refusing to go
totally naked for Playboy, to letting her slowly decaying mother pose
for Playboy, to going nude in Playboy.
This is the type of humans we are dealing with here.
If there is one we can take from this, it's the knowledge that future generations now have a documented example of how not
to raise children, on how to promote the most despicable human actions,
and how to avoid getting married to a flea-brained-self-involved and
downright deluded wife.
Now, if I was still fourteen, and if it was still 1998 and my folks were still using a Dial-Up Connection, then Keeping Up With The Kardashians supplies just the right amount of barely-there-boobage that the school yard soft porn black market used to be run on.
However, in 2008 and a broadband connection, this is barely worth the effort.
If
those horny lads of today are so moronic that they haven't discovered
RedTube yet… well you deserve to have to sit through twenty minutes of
mind numbing idiocy for a split second of the oft coveted and
disappointing "side boob".
Also, just a quick note to
anyone contemplating starting up their own family… a family isn't a
family if parents are invoicing you for their 10% cut.
The lowest point I have ever seen TV go in all my years of reviewing - by far. DVD EXTRAS
A few featurettes and extra episodes have been tacked on here
(including "Parental Advice With Kris & Bruce" and "Junk In The
Trunk") that just encourages these idiots more and makes them believe
what they are doing to their children and the world isn't totally
abhorrent.
Utterly anger inducing.
Conclusion:
Movie 10% Extras: 10%
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