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The plot of Valentine is basically that a young school
nerd cops massive humiliation from a group of girls he wants
to dance with (hey, who the hell hasn't!) and x-number of
years later becomes the prime suspect as they start to get
bumped off.
They are not a pleasant mob - if you can like one for their
personality you are doing really well - and the pity of it
all is that take so damn long to die.
However, it has to be said they are very pleasing on the
eye and if it wasn't for the fact I was three-quarters asleep
I'd have happily rewatched Denise Richards in the spa at least
1000 times. Still, when you are wanting a good scare and all
you get is exposed tanned flesh on buxom babes it does tend
to annoy.
The transfer is far too good for the film and so, for that
matter, is the sound.
If you haven't picked the killer three minutes into the show
then there is absolutely no hope for you. Still, teenage boys
will love it.
Conclusion: Movie 65%, Extras 40%
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