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Email Havoc

Grumpy Old Coot politically incorrect social commentator and humouristThere is a computer virus doing the rounds at the moment that is wreaking havoc – according to authorities – across Queensland.

No, it isn’t a how-to-understand-people-who-speak-slowly, or a slow-waiters –make-good-waiters bug, but an evil nasty blighter that stuffs up your internet and email connections.

It is triggered by an email promising child porn and actually is a self-replicating virus that sends itself to everyone on the infected computer’s address book.

Normally one would feel sorry for the victims of such a thing – and wouldn’t we all like to break every bone in the fingers of virus writers – but this one would only seem to appeal to folk who want to see kiddie porn.

I’ve received several invitations to click on this to see the delights of children involved in sex acts, but somehow my sense of decency, abhorrence of child abuse and loathing of paedophile scum have allowed me to easily delete the message with no afterthoughts.

However, it seems that at least 50 child-porn interested computer users in Queensland have complained to the cops about the effects that clicking on the email have had upon their computer systems.

I hate to say this but in today’s computer age only dickheads would click on emails with attachments coming from folk they don’t know.

And … when it comes to it … what sort of people would open up emails promoting child-porn sites?

I reckon they get what they deserve – and a nasty, fatal disease would be one I’d be hoping they get.

I also hope the Queensland coppers will do the right thing and make sure that those complaining of such a bothersome virus don’t have kiddie porn on their computers.

If they do – prosecute the sick SOBs.

If there is something that has really got up your nose, let Grumpy Old Coot know at grumpy@webwombat.com

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