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Around the Globe
There is a bit going on in the world at the moment but, despite
it all, this old codger has been able to dig up a few amusing
little items.
Honk if we're tossers
And here is a cheerio to South Africa's marvelous police force
who prove that there are pathetic little oiks in all nations.
Anti-war protesters outside the US embassy were calling on
drivers to honk for peace, which in a democracy is okay. However,
after residents complained the sons of the heroes of Sharpesville
and other massacres fined the beepers for making noise.
Virgin on the Ridiculous
Sense of humour needed here guys and gals. A Queensland waiter
who made a poor-taste joke about having a bomb in his hand
luggage and a gun in his jacket is to face court. The staff
did not take kindly to the idiotic jape, but they could not
have taken it seriously could they? How many bombers do you
know who tell people about their bombs? We can't name the
airline, but it has the initials Virgin Blue.
Goober of the Year Award #1
A bank robber in America was nicked after shoving the stolen
money down his jocks during the getaway. The problem for the
cretin was that the money included an exploding dye bomb.
Don't know if he lost anything, but apparently he squeaked
while replying to police questions.
Goober of the Year Award #2
This dickhead is even more insane than the previous droob.
A guy whose wife tried to poison him - has agreed to get back
with her. He said "Marriage is a terrible thing to throw away
if you don't have to." Well, you daft Barmy Twit (he is a
Brit), how much more does she have to do before you think
you do have to throw her away???!!!
Bravest Little One
And I have to say that this little Queensland girl is a lot
braver than I am. Six-year-old Marlie rescued her little kitten
from a beastly three-metre long scrub python - and copped
a bite for her efforts. I have to say that as much as I like
furry creatures I would think long and hard before getting
in between a feral monstrosity and a pet.
Grumpy
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