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Tales of Becks, sushi and education ...
As a bit of an armchair sports fan I don't mind sitting back
and watching English Premier League soccer on the box.
However, few things give any true soccer fan the screaming
runs more than the commentators continually driving up the
highly over-hyped career of David Bloody Beckham.
Becks, as he seems to be known to the entire world, is leaving
Manchester Pussbuckets (hooray!) and heading off to some Spanish
team.
Will that mean the end of Becks and ex-Herb Girl 'Posh' overtaking
the headlines?
No way. It'll be more of the same. Becks stubs Toe. Becks
has Split Ends. Becks in Nose-Picking Horror!
Only thing worse would be Harry Kewell leaving Leeds.
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Now how about this. In South Australia they have a bit of
a problem at the moment with fishfingers.
It's not so much the frozen slices of fish that you buy in
packs, but rather two rude fingers put up by a Great White
Shark.
Yup, this maneater of the deep has got himself into a tuna
farm and is having a whale of a time chomping into the lovely,
tasty morsels swimming by his pointy nose.
Everytime they try to get him out he basically makes Jaws
look like a dopey accompaniment to chips.
The authorities don't want to kill it, nor stun it and so
it happily goes about its business laughing at people.
I have the solution. Why not let one of those nice little
Japanese canning-research ships into the area. The shark would
be eaten faster than sushi at a sumo tournament.
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And here's a warning. An 11-year-old has been arrested in
the US for firing five shots at his dad with a .357 (bloody
big) revolver.
Dirty Harry jnr was apparently seriously pissed with his
dad about being asked to do chores around the house.
Mind you the victim, a policeman, should take some of the
blame. The kid fired five shots at him and only hit him once.
What sort of parent neglects that part of his child's education?
Grumpy
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