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Big Bill helps in fight against child porn
and abuse
 Microsoft
supremo big Bill Gates is often slagged off for having too
much money and being seen as the brute whose company has a
choke hold over computer systems around the world.
Now I have no problem with him being a multi-multi bazillionaire
- good luck to him - and as for those nerds who hate Windows,
rack off and get back to your mumbo-geeky-jumbo configurations.
Anyway, Big Bill has raised himself further in these red-rimmed
eyes by picking up on an impassioned plea from a child-porn-fighting
copper in Canada.
The overworked and frustrated desk Mountie was having a turd
of a day - and you can just imagine how bad trying to track
down and eradicate those pedophile scum is - and he fired
off an email to Big Bill asking for help.
It clearly worked as the Microsoft mob (at Bill's direction)
set about developing a programme to automate the collation
of images and cross-reference them to find links with other
cases.
By taking over the formerly manual task, the programme will
not only speed things up, but also free police officers to
do more important investigative work.
All decent people around the world will no doubt be happy
that someone as powerful as Big Bill is getting behind the
fight against these hideous and inhuman monsters.
Mind you, despite the fact I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy
with him it should be pointed out that even Big Bill will
have to stand behind me in the line to slowly torture and
execute pedo scum.
Hey Bill, maybe you can pass me the testicular electrodes!
 And
while I'm here - how about this for a beautiful piece of badly
placed advertising on The Age's website.
It went with the yarn on child pornography.
One would have thought a media organisation with any nouse
at all would have made sure such embarrassing cock-ups did
not occur.
Maybe that's asking too much.
If there is something that has really got up your nose,
let Grumpy Old Coot know at grumpy@webwombat.com
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