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PC Has Everyone in Disneyland

Good grief. That phrase should be a lot stronger - such as ******* **** - but we're limited by good taste and the fact it's very hard to get the first word out without firing my falsies over the keyboard.

Anyway, good grief. The PC world has gone completely barmy with the latest victims of political correctness now being anyone visiting Disneyland in Los Angeles.

We know the Seppos are feral when it comes to not treading on anyone's toes (verbally), although they don't mind heating up the atmosphere, guzzling half the world's energy resources, or infecting us with toerag-level TV shows.

It's all "have a nice day" and "missing you already" as they vacuously stare off into space and hum The Star-Spangled Banner.

But now the PC loonies have attacked the fact that (oh my God) mechanical hippos were being shot during the Jungle Cruise and they have forced Disneyland's operators to disarm the gun-toting skippers.

This follows the ban of replica antique guns being sold at Frontierland (Davy Crockett will be spewing) and the change from naughty pirates chasing wenches into food-tray chasing sailors (yeah sure).

I expect the next victim of PC ferals will be the poor old croc in Fantasyland who will be charged by some cretin with having been very mean to Captain Hook in that it bit his hand off.

There'll be a lawsuit - on behalf of the teddy bear that their child took to the display - suing Disney over traumatic shock to the furry individual whose mother was once chased by a peed-off bee and that led to it being brought up in a dysfunctional home.

It may sound silly, but the ted will get $1million and free trips to Disneyland for life. Mind you, Disneybland may be so boring soon that it will not want to go.

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