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Don't Cry For Me Ange and Tina

Well, here is some pretty horrid news out of Berlin. According to reports, the German government wants to ban the sale of Viagra.

Now we don't want to get stuck into the Germans - they're fairly easy targets having lost a couple of world wars and been thumped at home 5-1 by the English soccer team - but we may just have to.

The Germans reckon that Viagra is dangerous because at least 30 men have died there after taking the ... how shall we put it nicely ... wake-me-up drug.

They want an inquiry into the tablet which, for many, has meant a reawakening of old feelings in the nether regions.

I tell you, once Viagra went on sale, I have never seen so many smiles in the nursing home - and that's from Enid and her cronies Ange and Tina. Mind you, Old Charlie down the way is a fiend for Viagra. Pops one everyday. I asked him about it, wanting to know the name of his girl, and he told that he doesn't take Viagra for the naughty application, he takes it to stop himself rolling out of bed at night.

Anyway, back to the Germans. The head medico there reckons they've had 104 reports of "undesirable side-effects" after people have taken the drug. Personally, we've had 400 reports of "undesirable side-effects" in our home alone - and there are only 20 of us here.

Got to go, Matron's on the prowl.

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