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Blow to Singapore's wowsers ...

Well, here's a bit of a blow to wowsers in Singapore.

It seems the rather conservative state is getting a little naughty in the new millennium and is currently discussing whether or not to make oral sex legal.

Yup, the thing on everyone's lips up north of us is the idea that oral sex between a man and woman over 16 is okay.

I've always thought that for years myself!

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And speaking of eating people … it seems that German cannibal Armin Miewes may have been in contact with up to 800 fellow flesh fetishists.

Some of them wanted to eat, but others wanted to be victims.

Now I know I have often said the Germans don't have a sense of humour - well, other than electing Adolf Hitler chancellor of course - but the crafty cannibal is telling all who would listen in his courtroom that cannibalism can solve two major problems in today's world.

Yup, you guessed it, famine and overpopulation.

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I do love the Britis - they are a fun-loving race - but their lack of knowledge about the world they used to run is getting close to American levels.

How's this … a recent survey discovered that two-thirds of them had no idea where the hit musical Chicago was set.

What's worse, a similar number were stumped by the question "where are the French Alps?"

Oh well, I guess they're good at cricket.

Snigger.

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