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These ageing bones hate sooks. And nothing will have me in
my walking frame heading for the loo faster than watching
waterworks from a famous person who's been caught out doing
the wrong thing.
Take the latest outburst from Pansie Cronje, sorry Hansie
Cronje, the former South African cricket captain and upstanding
Christian chappie who was found to have done a few naughty
things and increased his bank balance by not playing the game.
Not only did the bloke sook his eyes out having been caught
(the devil made him do it!) - but he tried to avoid copping
the flak and was caught lying to the official commission.
Now old Pansie, sorry Hansie, is threatening all sorts of
things if people say he's lying about the amount he got from
his bad deeds.
Well, 'scuze me Pansie, sorry Hansie, fans of the willow-on-leather
game have long memories and you shamed cricket with your antics.
You can bleat and sook like a kindergarten pants wetter if
you like, but grow up, get some spine and shut up before I
hop on a plane and stick a cricket stump up your fundamental
orifice. Howzat?
Who needs an enema when Pansie, sorry Hansie, is around -
'coz he fair gives me a dose of the squits.
If there is something that has really got up your nose,
let Grumpy Old Coot know at grumpy@webwombat.com
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