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Oh no, I thought the Indons were our best friends
 The
political commentators have their panties in a knot, the news
is full of it (when isn't it, actually?) but - shock, horror
- our PM has been snubbed by Indonesia's newish president
MegaUnprounceable SookandPooty.
Oh. My. God. What a disaster! And here we are thinking that
the Indons are our best friends.
Get off the grass you tossers. The bloody Indons hate us.
Why? Because - after 25 years of watching them slaughter poor
East Timorese with great abandon - we finally got off our
backsides and did something about it.
Yup, we led the way, got those murderous Indon army scumbags
out of East Timor and embarrassed Jakarta, which up to that
point had always regarded us as a pack of soft cxxxx ....
er, viagra-needing limp appendages.
And who can blame them in a way. Every time a new government
took over Canberra there'd be a delegation off to Jakarta
to say what great types they were and basically giving them
every conceivable come-on as if to say - hey, we enjoy being
rogered by you blokes. No don't worry about vaseline, just
hop on.
They are also great traffic cops and send us lots and lots
of extra visitors each week on pleasure cruises. Great itinerary
too - Indonesia, Ashmore Reef, Christmas Island, Darwin. They
wave those cheery folk off and laugh at the difficulties they
are causing us.
Well, let's be subtle. If the Indons don't like us - tough.
I'm not going to lose sleep over it.
Okay, they are the world's largest Muslim country in the
world - at a time when things are a bit sensitive over Iman-Over-Laden-Bin
- and they float just north of us.
But, let's face it, they are financially rooted and can only
delight in trying to embarrass us politically because the
Australian media thinks we should be really, really nice to
them. The media - which is filled with pathetic, politically
correct barrow pushers - tends to forget the five journalists
tortured and murdered by the Indon army in 1975.
Okay, President SookandPooty, you despise us, but love our
money. So how's this.
What if Australians go on holidays somewhere other than Bali?
Gee, that would knock your economy around a bit. Wouldn't
be able to afford to laugh at us quite so loudly would you?
So, all decent Aussies who are sick to death of our media
and pollies pandering to Jakarta should ignore Bali and look
elsewhere for a bit of relaxation. Vanuatu, perhaps? Kiwiland?
Or even Fiji.
If there is something that has really got up your nose,
let Grumpy Old Coot know at grumpy@webwombat.com
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