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Please excuse my nipple ...

Don't know about you guys but I reckon America's Super Bowl is one vastly overrated game of football that is the highlight of a hugely boring sport.

The only thing that has ever stopped me nodding off during the seemingly interminable telecast has been the ads.

That was, of course, until Janet Jackson revealed aspects of herself that made almost every red-blooded male around the globe stand up and take notice.

For those who missed the incident, Janet, sister of Wacko, had her right breast revealed (by accident, yeah right) during the half time entertainment. Her singing offsider, one Justin Timberlake, grabbed hold of her outfit and pulled it off.

So there was roundish protruberence, together with a spikey silver nipple ring in the shape of a sun, for all the world to see. It wasn't half bad, actually.

For one moment I had a nasty feeling that it wasn't Janet at all, but Wacko himself in a Janet mask, but we won't go there.

Anyway, here is a transcript of a little chat I had with JJ yesterday.

Grumpy: Hi Janet, how are things?

JJ: Oh, okay Grumpy, but things seem to have got a little out of hand.

Grumpy: Justin's hand, Janet?

JJ: Oh, ha ha, you're a funny guy for an old dude.

Grumpy: Actually, I'm funny for any aged dude, but how are you feeling?

JJ: Well, a little embarrassed. I've just got off the phone with Mikey and he asked me how could I do such a thing.

Grumpy: What Wacko asked that?

JJ: Yes, it seems he thinks I've humiliated the family.

Grumpy: Well, I'm sure he's one to know about that. If I may be so bold I don't think you humiliated anyone, it was a good show.

JJ: You liked the music?

Grumpy: Well, not the music, no, but I liked half of the half-time entertainment.

JJ: Which half?

Grumpy: Well, your half. Very fine indeed. You should be proud and stand firm.

JJ: Well, it was cold and that metal did keep me firm.

Grumpy: Oh, Janet, I'm getting a little embarrassed myself, cough, cough.

JJ: Maybe you are not so old after all Grumpy?

Grumpy: Well, Janet, let's change the subject.

JJ: Oh why, I was beginning to enjoy this. Say, you're not blushing are you?

Grumpy: Cough, no, cough, cough, not really. Actually, I've one last question. Did you feel a right tit after that incident?

Janet: Well, no, Grumpy, it was Justin who felt the right tit.

Grumpy: Rigggghhhhttttttttttt. Let's leave the humour to me, young lady. Anyway, thanks Janet, thanks for the mamaries.

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