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The charm of a burst haemorrhoid
 You
could have picked it couldn’t you – Mahathir Mohamad, Malaysia’s
offensive pain-in-the-backside doddering old goat (no relation
by the way ) – is trying to stick it up the West again.
Firstly he’s trotted out the old Nazi line of “Jews rule
the World” – to much tut-tutting from responsible leaders
- and has got a taste again for getting his name in the news
and dopey face on the TV.
So, who did the crabby mouth from up north pick for his next
target (you could have put a million bucks on it) but Australia
of course.
Now the Moron from Malaysia has taken a few new shots at
our beloved Prime Monster John Howard, newly elected sheriff
of the region by another bit of a duffer George Dubya Bush.
Malaysia Moron says if Australia plays sheriff then we will
be treated and dealt with as terrorists.
Coming from a fogie who has terrorized democracy in his own
country that’s a bit of a laugh.
But the real reason he launches broadside after ineffective
broadside at us comes down to one thing – jealousy.
It must seriously piss Malaysia Moron off that a few hundred
years ago a few ships with we Europeans in sailed down looking
for a nice place to set up camp.
We stopped for a bit of a barbeque and beach party somewhere
off what-would-become Malaysia, took in the surrounds and
decided that it wasn’t good enough for us.
So we packed up our bags, whistled God Save the King and
continued south until we discovered God’s chosen land of Australia.
We could see such promise in the great sunburnt country that
even the mild appeal of a pork satay under a palm tree did
not appeal.
Then again, maybe we knew that in a couple of hundred years
someone like Malaysia Moron would come along and be a burst
haemorrhoid.
You know, people called old Malaysia Moron unbalanced, which
is unfair. Anyone can see he has a chip on both shoulders.
Unfortunately, our Sheriff John is too nice a guy to say
what he really thinks of Malaysia Moron, however, I have offered
to respond for him. Here it is.
Dear MM, You are a fool. You are pathetic and so is your
country. Your insignificance offends us. Go away and die.
Quickly.
Yours in deepest loathing,
Grumpy Old Coot,
Special Diplomatic Envoy,
Australia.
PS. Is it true about you and that goat??????????
If there is something that has really got up your nose,
let Grumpy Old Coot know at grumpy@webwombat.com
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