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Time to Remove the Gloves
 With
all the recent excitement about the attacks on America and
the subsequent hunt for He's-a-Laden Bin, I've lost track
of what is going on with our would-be Aussies up north.
Now at last count, there were some 200+ illegal immigrants
still sitting on the HMS Manoora off Naaru.
That's right, weeks after the others left the ship, these
guys are still refusing to get off and be processed by the
most-excellent Naaruans.
Some are even threatening to commit suicide rather than be
offloaded. If that's the case - let them. They'd be pretty
damn stupid to come all this way only to top themselves because
they can't get exactly want they demand - in someone else's
country.
Now, it seems to me, that we're getting way too softc...
flaccid .... about this. So the buggas refuse to get off when
asked - make them!
How? Easy. A gentle water cannon should begin the job, followed
by a not so gentle picking them up and just carrying them
off. If they still don't want to go peacefully then let's
make sure they think twice about dicking us around next time
and whack into them with batons.
How much longer are we going to be regarded as limp wrists
by these people before we act decisively?
Without putting too fine a point on it, how many Australians
have felt police batons around the cranium for protesting
against something? It fair makes you sick to think that Australian
protesters can be dragged away, thrown in jail or thumped
and yet the authorities do buggerall about non-citizens doing
the same thing.
The time has come for action. Tell these would-bes get off
the boat otherwise they'll be made to get off. Oh, sod it,
forget about niceties, just throw the buggas overboard. I
like to see how many choose suicide when a man-eating mako
shark is zooming in on them. Bet they'll think Naaru a lovely
spot after that.
If there is something that has really got up your nose,
let Grumpy Old Coot know at grumpy@webwombat.com
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