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Yo, Tony! Don't give up your day job...
 Why?
Oh, why? Oh, why?
Why is it God, that you made boxers so damn stupid? I ask
you, here we have Yapper Extraordinaire Tony “I never
learn from my mistakes” Mundine fresh from a dismal failure
against a German boxer and he’s talking himself up again.
Mundine clearly lost a few braincells in his world title
fight against German bruiser Sven Ottke as he is saying that
he had his opponent beaten.
Hmmm, well, Tony, if you had him beaten why was it you looking
up at the lights with stars in your eyes and not him? Why
were you on your back while he was dancing a celebratory jig
around the ring.
It must have been really embarrassing, because before the
fight you said Ottke hit like a girl … some girl!
Now, I hate to say this Tony, young fellow, but in my day
the Germans were easy beats. We whipped ‘em in 1914-18
and again in 1939-45. No one lost to them - except the French
- oh, they’d do all right to start with, but when they
tired they go down in a screaming heap.
And - in boxing - when was the last time they had anyone
worth a damn? Probably Max Schmelling in the 1930s.
Anyway, I reckon it’s time you got yourself a new profession
- boxing not really being your thing.
Here are some suggestions:
With your motormouth you’d be perfect to call horse
races, work in a Scottish takeaway place’s drive-through
area or be a telemarketer.
Or, with your style for lying about on canvas, you could
be an artist’s model.
Maybe time at the Essendon football club would rein in your
ego a tad - after all your own sense of self-importance is
nothing compared with those floating around that cesspool!
Anyway, lad, my advice is to stay low, keep weaving and keep
that big trap shut.
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