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Moving the Right Way

Well now, there could be a giant ray of light - very Teletubby-baby like - appearing over the horizon in the battle against those sick scum who attack children.

Yes, all those revolting pedophiles who infest society by just breathing had better watch their ways as new laws look likely to have New South Wales and Victorian police tracking their every move.

How? Well it's a Child Protection Register and basically it takes down all of the details about the perverted bastards - name, address, job, car, travel plans - and hands the info over to the police and other authorities.

Any trouble, any molested youngster in their area and guess who will be breathing down their necks. (Hopefully with batons, phone books and cattle prods).

It is already in place in NSW and the Vics look like they may move down the same path.

Now, I'll wager a billion dollars (NZ) to one, that there will be screams from the loony parts of society who will say it isn't fair to do this. Pedophiles have rights too, they'll bleat.

Well, listen up, you leather-thonged muesli-munchers - sod off! We need to protect kids and if that means harsh controls on disgusting, evil types then so be it.

Personally, a register should only be the start. Like in the US, if a convicted ped moves into your area you should be informed. Okay, so there may be a stigma, so there may be a bit of violence done - who cares. Those bastards have forfeited any rights as humans by attacking defenceless kids.

Now, obviously, it's bad news for many scoutmasters and priests, but hey guys you have done more than enough damage thank-you very much. It's time we knew who you were and where you live.

Don't worry though, I haven't got quite enough white sheets and pillow cases to completely outfit our welcoming committee, but don't worry. It will be a very warm welcome. Got that petrol can ready Jeb?

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