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George Pell - Arch tosser!

George Pell, Catholic Archbishop of Oz, has come out with one of the most offensive comments I have ever heard about child abuse.

Now I know that Catholic priests tend to have different sexual appetites than most normal people, but his statement that abortion is a worse crime than sexual abuse of children is just unbelievable.

How far up his own backside has Pell inserted his head?

There is nothing worse than child abuse. Full stop, the end. There can be no discussion or shades of grey in that. It is an abhorent, disgusting, hideous perversion where scumbag adults prey on those they should be there to protect.

How on earth can an allegedly Christian man - and I use the term Christian exceedingly loosely - come out with such comments.

Old Pell reckons that because abortion destroys life it is worse than abuse. Well what the poxy heck do you reckon abuse does to kids you unfeeling, toe-the-papist line frock-wearer?

The Catholic Church is a hideously secretive organisation that will keep as much of its dirty linen hidden (even if it can't get its priests to keep their pants up!) and will only accept moral judgement if it can't worm its way out of a situation.

It's about time a Royal Commission was started into it and all the peds should be rooted out, prosecuted and then dealt with severely.

Once again I'll put my hand up to deal with those found guilty of abusing children and I will make the peds sorry they were ever born. Just lock me in a room with them for 20 minutes and I can guarantee you they will never ever touch children again.

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