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 Grumpy
helps capture Saddam Hussein
Now I reckon there is nothing worse than kicking a man when
he’s down – unless, of course, he’s a hell of a lot bigger
than you are and then you sink the boots in until he can’t
hop up to hurt you.
To that exception I’ll add former dictators who, while seeming
pathetic upon being captured, are guilty of terrible things
and deserve all they get. Doubly so if they have caused the
deaths of hundreds of thousands of people, the torture of
even more and have come up with such great quotes as the “mother
of all battles” and “we shall fight them under the beaches”.
I know that last one is a tad misquoted, due to the fact
there are few beaches in Iraq and the former glorious leader
Soddem Hussein was quite happy to see thousands of his troops
buried alive under sand berms meant to stop Allied tanks in
Gulf War I.
Needless to say they died horribly – drowned in sand or else
crushed - because he wanted to play the big hero to Arab folk.
I make these comments because there are some scurrilous images
of old Soddem floating around the Internet at the moment and
I’m glad to say we can show you quite a few of them.
I hope that each one that you see – of Soddy in all his pathenticity
– will harden your hearts towards an absolute turd who gutlessly
surrendered after exhorting his followers to fight to the
death to protect him.
Soddem Hussein is a coward. If you are going to be a hard
man then be one. Don’t surrender, but die. If not you deserve
to either be rogered up the bottie for the rest of your life
by a particularly ugly cell mate known as Mummy, or else have
to listen to Kylie Minogue or Britney Spears. Neither thought
is pleasant.
I’ve told Dubya that I’d be happy to chat with Soddy and
will even shave his wimpy moustache off.
Anyway, here are some pix – have a good laugh at Soddy’s
expense and if anyone moans about it give them a kick in the
goolies from me!
In Hiding
His Briefcase
Ideological Twins
Hotel Saddam
The Beggar
Hidey Hole
With Mates
A Close Shave
A Bit Hungry
The Film Star
If there is something that has really got up your nose,
let Grumpy Old Coot know at grumpy@webwombat.com
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