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The Gloves Are Off You Poxy Gutless Terrorist Scumbags

There's a new dictionary definition for cowardice. You can find it under Al-Qaeda in the latest editions of any good book on word meanings.

I'll give you a preview.

cowardice / alkayeedahmungrelphukkas n. Highest form of bravery an Al-Qaeda terrorist can reach.

Al-Qaeda / killasclaymingtobereligiousmuslims n. A pathetic brand of lowlifes dedicated to blowing up easy targets and claiming them as military victories.

Now by now we pretty much all know that terrorists have blown up a Balinese nightclub where most of the patrons are Australians. Almost 200 people have been killed, hundreds more wounded and the death toll is certain to rise.

It was a gutless act aimed by men with little dicks (and some of the worst beards seen in the history of the world apart from the movie Gettysburg) at a crowd of soft targets - people on holiday, dancing away and probably rat-arsed to the max. There would have been no security to deal with, no chance of being caught and no chance of dying for the glory of I'man Overladen Bin and his cronies.

All the revellers would have been to the Al-Qaeda softcocks was a crowd of infidel Westerners whose governments are standing up to Overladen Bin's campaign of fear.

Now a bombing or terrorist attack against the West was almost a certainty in Indonesia. It is after all the world's largest Muslim country, has an active network of anti-Western-interest cells and there have been warnings for months about something happening.

Bali was always going to have been a likely terrorist spot because of its huge tourism industry, which will no doubt now go down the toilet faster than a barium-meal leftover that looks remarkably like Overladen Bin, and its reputation for being safe and friendly.

Indonesian security officers would have been more likely to target drunken Australians than terrorists, and in fact if any of them could work out how to use a gun - except on innocent and unarmed East Timorese - it would be a miracle.

And after our little brush with Jakarta and kicking their troops out of East Timor you can guarantee there would be more than a few Indon army types glad to see Aussies blown to pieces.

We must learn from this tragedy and be extra vigilant. It is a reminder to all in the West that these terrorists just want to kill as many of us as they can. No matter where, no matter who.

They clearly don't know much about history as they will discover we are pretty slow to rile, but when we take the gloves off we hurt our enemies.

The gloves are off.

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