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How Much Crap Can a Woodward Chuck?

Not being a good loser at the best of times, it's with extreme and inconsolable pain that I witness my beloved Wallabies lose a Test match.

Now it doesn't happen that often, but when it does - oh boy, my life is ruined.

Over the weekend the Wallabies' loss was particularly galling because we let those thugs and pretty boys of England beat us for the second match in a row at Twickenham.

Now, the really painful thing is that despite the fact the Wallabies have every major rugby union trophy locked away - the English rugger chaps have their heads so far up each others' backsides they will reckon they are the world's No.1 team.

Why? Because they are tossers. And the biggest wanker of them all is the coach Clive Woodward, who after the 21-15 victory raved about how good his blokes were and how poor the Australians were.

Now Australia has the World Cup, twice in fact. England has never won it.

Australia has won the Tri-nations twice in a row. If England competed in the Southern Hemisphere tournament they would be kicked sick almost every time. Don't forget that the white-clad nobs got clobbered by a world-record score when they last played the Wallabies in Australia.

Australia has the Bledisloe Cup, the true symbol of world rugby supremacy, and has kept that icon for four series against the ever-powerful All Blacks.

So, Mr Bloody Woodward, the fact your chaps can scrape to home wins says bugger all about your standing in world rugby.

Just wait until the next World Cup - played Down Under - and we'll see who the real champions are.

PS. If you don't like my comments Clivey boy, let's have a little face-to-face chat. Your types make me puke uncontrollably and I'd love to let loose a projectile stream right at you. Punce!

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