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Oh Tell Us Another One

Now I have just about heard everything. How about this, a report reckons that Australian university students spend so much time looking for part-time jobs their academic studies have gone to the pack.

Apparently almost 15,000 of some 30,000 uni types interviewed said they had to cut class to go to a part-time job. Horror!

Almost three-quarters of them actually had to work while studying. Massive Horror!

And .... (this is the one I like) student union leaders say that while a student used to be independent at 22 (is that months or years), it is now about 25. God help the poor parents, I say.

Why does this not have me concerned or feeling some pity for the young ones? It may have something to do with the fact that while a student, this chap worked on an almost full-time basis. In fact, many old cobbers did too. Why? Because we had to.

Working and studying is a very good lesson in time-juggling and working out priorities. I have to eat, therefore I work, I have to study, therefore I party less. It is not easy knuckling down to some serious study when there's a gaggle of gorgeousness around the corner having a party - but if you want to be anything other than a street sweeper - then it is one of those nasty parts of life you just have to put up with. Just like taxes and death.

Now one of the great inspirations to students everywhere should be the wonderful Nell, who not only studied full-time, but worked four full days a week and then turned into a party freak on weekends. How she managed to keep it up I don't know, but her grades were excellent and so was her bank balance.

I reckon students should give their union a bell and tell them to stop being so embarrassing. No one listens to student unions, except students, and only until they get out in the wide world and see that perhaps the cloistered atmosphere of the halls of learning is not the actual way of things.

Well, that's it, I'm off. We're burying Enid today and I don't want to be late.

 

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