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Paris Hilton and Beyond ...
Hi people, back from the ocean waves and ready to create more
mayhem in and around the world.
First up I have to send a cheerio to my good young friend
Paris Hilton who came a bit of a cropper (and off a horse)
the other day.
The poor dear went A over T while filming her very (unintentionally)
funny show The Simple Life 2.
Now not being content with just chucking the girl, the naughty
horse then gave her a hoof in the old tum.
Like the trooper she is - or is it her brain hasn't quite
registered the pain signals yet - our Paris walked away and
went off to hospital.
Maybe she'll try to become a doctor - what do you reckon?
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Well a non-into-males uni student seems to have sold her
virginity on the Net for more than 20,000 pounds.
The gal, who prefers gals (and don't we all), decided not
owing $36,000 in study fees came before sexual proclivity
and so bonked a divorced 44-year-old father of two.
How did our girl fare? Well, apparently it wasn't great -
"horrible" being the phrase.
Oh well, at least she's clear of Education Transmitted Debt.
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If you are a dog lover then you may, or may not, be happy
about this.
Thai police have saved more than 500 dogs they think were
being taken into Vietnam to get plonked in a cooking pot or
two.
The puppies - they're more tender when they're young - were
stopped on the border.
I wonder if Disney could do a 101 Dalmaltians III based on
the story? Or maybe Jamie Oliver?
If there is something that has really got up your nose,
let Grumpy Old Coot know at grumpy@webwombat.com
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