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The faeces is hitting the fan all over ...
enjoy it!
 Well,
well, well ... aren't things getting interesting all around
the globe.
We've got a politically engineered hatchet job being unravelled
in Australia, a boatload of South American fish stealers being
chased across the southern hemisphere, a paedophile priest
being dealt with in a US prison and all manner of other tidbits.
Now Australia's Minister for Headkicking, Tony Abbott, is
showing signs of fear in his eyes as he tries to squirm out
of the media headlights over his role in the prosecution of
former One Nation leader Pauline Hanson.
Abbott, a bovver boy from way back, is tied up with a trust
that gave money to people to take her to court and ... well,
it's a long story but it's easier to say that those of us
who think conspiracies are everywhere may be vindicated once
again when the truth of this saga comes out.
Needless to say I am enjoying the hard man of Liberal politics
being slowly roasted in public. You are too big for your boots,
young man!
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On a related matter it seems that the old Indonesian terrorist
mob Germy Islamhere is out to assassinate leading Australian
politicians and businessmen.
Now while the pollies won't be happy about that I can see
the bright side. A dead politician is one that never lies!
Anyway, I can give Germy Islamhere a good list of who is
appropriate. Just email me guys and I'll send you Grumpy's
Targets for the Day.
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And how about those Latino mongrels from Uruguay who have
decamped in a westerly direction with a boatload of rare Patagonian
toothfish they nicked from our waters.
Hey senhors, give us our bloody fish back!
Personally I don't know why Australia bothered chasing them
way the heck over to South America. We should have just given
them one verbal warning, then taken our We-Are-Pussies gloves
off and shot a couple of large shells through their ship.
As Maggie Thatcher discovered during the Falklands War the
only way to talk sense to these chaps is to shoot them. Hey,
it's worked for dozens of South American dictators - why can't
we do it too?
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And there was a very large magnum of champers cracked open
in my room upon hearing the news that a paedophile Catholic
priest (is that tautology?) has been dealt with in a US prison.
I'm not sure exactly how he was killed, but it can't have
been horrible enough for my tastes.
Hey, maybe he didn't want to play Mama.
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Now the management of Need Another Seven Astronauts, or NASA,
is going to have the shite kicked out of them after a scathing
report came out and said they were more concerned about schedules
and money than crew safety.
The report was focussing on the Columbia disaster and said
that the crew could have been rescued had managers taken expert
advice seriously.
In other words the tossers had their heads up their backsides
once again and were probably having a latte congratulating
each other on what fine fellows they were.
Come to think of it I didn't know that there were Australian
CEOs and managers in charge of NASA! Just goes to show you
doesn't it.
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And before I go I just need to put on my little dusting outfit
- sort of a cheekless-leather-pants butler look. It seems
that a survey has found women find men who do housework more
attractive than gorgeous hunks who sit around with their fingers
in their undies.
So Matron, where do you want me to start ...?
If there is something that has really got up your nose,
let Grumpy Old Coot know at grumpy@webwombat.com
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