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Merry Xmas one and all, except I'Man OverLaden Bin  .
"Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la fa la la la,
'Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la fa la la la,
and so on and so forth..."
Well another year is about to be a dead soldier and, it has
to be said, it has been one of getting through 12 months rather
than living it.
And the day before this old fellow gets to head on his trans-Australian
safari - see competition - more
idiocy has hit the world.
Things like a convicted child sex abuser being awarded damages
for being sent to a prison to await deportation rather than
a detention centre that had kids in it. $116,000 is the sum,
although that may be appealed against.
And how about deranged Domir Dokic - well known loon and
tennis dad - who would rather kill himself than have his daughter
turn out gay. Well, Domir, believe me when I say that there
are thousands of people who want your straight daughter to
declare herself gay just so you can top yourself and make
our lives easier!
See what I'll miss when tootling about in this great big
beloved land.
Now I wish everyone a marvellous Christmas and hope you all
pog out to the max and drink yourselves silly.
Matron has promised me a bottle of bubbly and my very own
blanket bath!
Old George Dubya Bush has promised to phone, Liam 'toothless'
Gallagher has sent me an x-rated Chrissie card and the entire
Federal Parliament sent me a beautiful package that fair dripped
with this funny-looking white powder.
Nothing, however, from I'Man OverLaden Bin or his cohorts.
Damn shame, I may have to get really nasty with him next year!
Oh and a big cheerio to the TV chiefs in Australia who have
served up a real Christmas treat for viewers. Yup, there is
utter rubbish on the cretin box and if ever there was a time
to head off to the electrical shop and pick up a DVD it is
now.
Honestly I'm glad I don't have to try to find something interesting
to suggest to readers because getting one show - per channel
- over Christmas week was a very hard task. I have never seen
James Anthony sweat so hard.
So, it's soon to be ta-ta 2002 and hello 2003.
See you for more of the same next year!
If there is something that has really got up your nose,
let Grumpy Old Coot know at grumpy@webwombat.com
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