Picture Perfect

Looking for a quick laugh or make you think twice and wonder about our crazy world then Web Wombat offers some funny, weird and politically incorrect photos and cartoons for your enjoyment or amazement.

Page:  1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15

Christmas Cheer: Spare no expense.
Left-Right: Equal in some people's eyes.
A Real Thirst: Or really desperate.
An Obvious Message: Clear and precise.
A Form Of Punishment: Or child minding?
Politically Incorrect: And something not to publicise too widely.

**********

Good Friends: And a word of advice.
Eye Contact: The rules of when and when not to.
Guilty Party: But at least he owned up to it.
Bacon Burger: But how guilty would you feel eating it?
La Dolce Vita: Who says it's a dogs life.
New Nanny: And curious children.

**********

My Shout: But this is my One for the road.
Hidden Powers: Works wonders in big doses.
Police Chase: Pedal to the metal and away we go.
Caught In The Act?: You could say, "With his pants down".
Tough Biker: Reaching for the stars.
Christmas Festivities: A contented family.

**********

So True: For children at heart.
Hmmmm!: Now, are you sitting down?
Hard Work: Well, it used to be.
Cute?: Not on your life!
Short Nap: Anytime, anywhere
Sleeping Beauty: Where's my Prince Charming?

**********

Christmas Memories: Something to look back on fondly.
Exciting Times: But not if you're in it.
Photo Opportunity: Spontaneous Moment.
Beach Patrol: Latest lifeguard equipment.
A Tight Fit: For the young at heart
Christmas Lights: A tree with a difference.

**********

Fashion Statement #1: Making a statement.
Fashion Statement #2: Questionable colour combination.
Fashion Statement #3: Twin set - Back in fashion.
Fashion Statement #4: Out of head, please!
Fashion Statement #5: Overkill?
Fashion Statement #6: Didn't know tails were back in.

**********

Day At The Beach: Just to relax and unwind.
Foxy Lady: And a ranga at that.
Holiday Cruise: But be on guard.
Arrogance: Defined!
Wash & Wear: And it's shrink proof too.
Black Xmas: Putting a dampener on things.

**********

Happy Granny: But wait, there's more.
No Laughing Matter: Well, not when you get the bill.
Day at the Beach: But what for?
Toilet Training: The hard way.
Bad Food: And then there's really bad food.
Master Chef: At it again.

**********

Gold Digger: And a shocking discovery.
Snoop Doggy: Or Sleep Doggy?
Mischievous Twins: What they say to each other.
Motion Sickness: And where it can lead.
Guard Dog: What was that?
Focus Intently: See, you don't need drugs.

**********

2014!: A serious bid this time.
Revenge: And it was never expected.
Passionate One: But don't get ones hopes up.
Shame! Shame!: And you thought Marines were tough.
Message here: Isn't this considered lucky?
Twice as Bad: Definitely a spicy meal.

**********

Spring Cleaning: Sprucing oneself up a bit.
Caught In The Middle: New look bookends.
Question This One: It's all Greek to me.
Going Undercover: But watch where you sit.
Security Services: Protecting ones assets.
A Rose: Clearly not one by this name.

**********

Suspicious Eyes: And we don't mean the song.
Radical Shuttlecock Redesign : For the 2016 Olympics.
Urgent Training: Overhaul of office precedures maybe?
Gardening: With a clear vision.
Karate Chicken: But not a qualified black-belt.
Cat Lover: Steer clear of this one.

**********

Cow Conundrum: Tough one!
Romance?: Definitely not with this one.
Contemplation: Or scared sh##less.
Teamwork: But watch the claws.
Control Your Kids: Worth a try.
Psych Test: Another Skinner behaviour modification trial.

**********

Band Aid: For open wounds only
Problems Ahead: But we hope not!
Happy Group: Oscar performance.
Ship Ahoy: But can you believe them.
Menu Item: But not for the kiddies.
Windy Conditions: Foul weather captain.

**********

For Atheists: Bit of a conundrum
Crash Course: To late to learn?
Interesting Angle: In the heat of the moment.
On The Edge: Quite literally!
Long Way Down: Safety first.
Latest Release: For the with it metro sexual.

**********

Temptation: But what willpower!
Side Splitting: Can see the funny side.
License Please: In trouble with the law.
What's this?: An animal or an discarded blanket?
Memorable Headstone: Question to be asked.
Weeeeeeee!: Up, up and away.

**********

Questionable: The look says it all.
An Entree: Well, they'd both warm you up.
Motoring Problem: A difficult one to pinpoint.
Tough One: Captain or Proctologist.
Secret Recipe: Like the crust on an apple pie.
Fix It Up: Or big stuff up!

**********

Nautical Naming #1: A healthy way to sail.
Nautical Naming #2: Could just be a floater.
Nautical Naming #3: You'd expect the captain to be sober.
Nautical Naming #4: You can tell just by looking.
Nautical Naming #5: No demonstration required.
Nautical Naming #6: Down the drain.

**********

Snack Food: But only if you're really hungry.
Bad Hair Day: Or the perfect surprise.
Crime Scene: And it's nice and convenient.
Unfair Advantage: Supply should never be a problem.
Subtle Hint: But will it work?
Tree House: With all the mod cons.

**********

Spy Cam: We're watching you.
You Think It's Cold: Now this is cold!
For Parents: If you have teenagers in the house.
Very Funny: But not a laughing matter.
A Woman's Life: From a man's perspective.
A Man's Life: From a man's perspective.

**********

Ahhh: Smell the roses.
Cutting Costs: Down and definitely out.
The Pipes: Not calling but potentially screaming.
Mum's Taxi: Kids just get it so easy.
Sun Shade: A sun conscious tough guy.
Straight Talking: Or is that shooting?

**********

Bad Placement No 1: Just the appetiser.
Bad Placement No 2: By who's measure?
Bad Placement No 3: Another classic by Herman Melville.
Bad Placement No 4: Not the same prairie I hope.
Bad Placement No 5 What can you say?
Bad Placement No 6: Maybe, happy?

**********

Hot Tub: The way to unwind.
Honest marketing: Maybe too honest.
Bleeding Obvious: But maybe not for the try-hard.
Morons At Work: They don't think it through.
Hard Stare: From a real tough guy.
To Ponder: And get you thinking.

**********

Family Portrait: Although the kids won't sit still.
Happy Family: Prize if you can pick the odd one out.
Train Coming?: Let's hope not.
Dedicated Worker: Just some homework.
Sleep Peacefully: With a comphy pillow.
A Grade Tradesman: Hope he doesn't have an apprentice.

**********

Smoking Allowed: But only if condoned from on high.
Feral Cattle: Hopefully not roaming the streets.
Auto Club: Well sort of!
Bondage: Or is it a safety measure?
Big Pussy: Who gets what she wants.
Latest Upgrade: One with constant use.

**********

Winter's Here: That's cold comfort.
Best Friends: Or just keeping his ears warm?
Ding Dong: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!
Static Electricity : Mixed with polystyrene balls.
Sitting Pretty: Pretty uncomfortably that is!
Hidden Message: See if you can find it.

**********

Stomach Cramps: Just by contemplating it.
Immovable Object: If you can't go around it then there's no other way.
Supersize Me: Can I have fries with that?
Unfair Competition : And quite dazzling to the eye.
Two Left Feet: A podiatrists nightmare.
Soccer Hooligans: But this time on the field.

**********

Hidden Identity: Have you heard of Mr Potato Head?
Top Shot: But in which direction is it heading?
Mature, You Think?: And you believe teenage kids are a handful.
Smile : Now where's that birdie.
Smile?: Well let's hope it is.
Very Funny: But just poorly timed.

**********

Potential Mess: Need perfect aim.
Language Challenge No 1 That "L" is a real bugger.
Dress Creep: Too much nylon will do that.
Hair Statement : When you can spend all day at the hair dressers.
Hidden Camera: But to catch what?
Demand Feeding: Anytime, Anyplace!

**********

Scriptures: Re-interpreted?
Dancing With The Stars: Or she will one day.
Please God: A juicy bone?
Mirror Image : A couple of mates.
Cute One: Ohhh Ahhhh.
Recruitment Drive: Will they win you over with this offer?

**********

Pants Off: To get the job done.
No Weed: Someone must have been smoking.
Top Communication: Right Hand/Left Hand conundrum.
Reverse Stutter : Needs glasses too.
Bum Photo: It is if you look closely.
Interior Design: Expert advice.

**********

Enthusiastic Cook: But maybe with too much flour.
Pillion Passenger: If two's company then three is?
Over Friendly: Who's Who.
Weather Forecast : Not good.
Spaghetti Salad: Just a tad confusing.
Maybe Stop: A 50/50 bet.

**********

Small Woman: Well it is all relative.
Danger Zone: Move it or lose it!
Turned On: Now this is shocking.
Tasty Treat: Will have you licking your fingers.
Sleeping Peacefully: Do Not Disturb.
Think About It: A perfectly fitting logo.

**********

Short Sighted: No, just plain starving.
Real Challenge: Let him try and bury it.
Harley Davidson: Latest model.
Foot Fetish: A bit of kink on the train.
Bacon Burger: And forget the fries.
Close Neighbours: Too close if you ask me.

**********

Chilling Out: Just shooting the breeze.
Rubik's Cube: One smart feline.
Kiss: Hard core fan.
Warning: For parents with kids.
Dire Future: Tell someone who cares.
Houdini: Or he'd need to be.

**********

Carry On Luggage: See what customs says.
Moaning & Groaning: Will get your attention.
Master Cook: But what's for dessert?
Happy Safari: Until!
Fries With That: Not at this takeaway.
Prize Catch: But wait till he tries to eat it.

**********

Safety First: Cautious & Careful.
Just Right: Not too far back.
Dedicated Worker: Can't get enough of work.
Limousine Service: Travelling in comfort.
Something Amiss: Problems ahead for this child.
Monkey Business: Birdy? Where's the birdy?

**********

Guard Cat: Surprise for any burgular.
The Bible: On understanding women.
Bike Ride: If you're keen enough.
Stand Out: Not lost in a crowd.
Six Foot Under: And the rest of him?
Seeing Double: And no glasses needed.

**********

U Turn: Maybe a bit tight.
Cheap Petrol: If you can live with the smell.
Parking Infringement: Valet parking excellence.
Blind Spot: Couldn't see it coming.
Following Orders: To the letter.
Bargain: Or maybe not.

**********

Multiskilled: For every nook & cranny.
Sad Cat: To melt your cold heart.
Take care: When drinking while driving.
Nice Present: And wrapped beautifully.
Elite Forces: Trained to go undercover.
Cool Kat: More or less.

**********

True Love: This one takes the bacon.
Luxury Cruise: Travelling in style.
Big Crowds: I'll be wearing the red carnation.
Nap Time: Can happen any time.
Hot Bike: But we question the colour.
Nice Style: But not very original.

**********

New York: On a rainy day.
Upset: And not really photogenic.
Patience: Is a virtue.
A Real Talent: But impossible to do.
Because He Can: Just kiss my ...
Outside The Square: Problem solved.

**********

Blue Bird: But not very happy.
Overload: Getting maximum bang for your buck.
Great Buddies: And they share everything.
Massage?: We're sure it is.
Pack 'em In: Room for one more?
English Grammar: Always a challenge.

**********

Tender Moment: With messy potential.
Ardent Prayer: But to whom?
Fortune Teller: It is all in the cards.
Captive Audience: But for how long.
Collective Nouns: For this one?
Subsidies Needed: But not for this one.

**********

Tasty?: You be the judge.
Great Catch!: But for a husband?
A Problem?: Something fishy here.
Teenagers: Big risk lending them mums car.
Exercise: The easy way.
Creative Labelling: Would you eat it?

**********

Getting Nowhere: But peddling like crazy!
Sigh!: O, woe is me!
Black Belt: Third dan.
1, 2, 3: One more time.
Help!: Amazing what you find there.
Latest Thing: In feline technology.

**********

Quiet: Men At Work!
Electioneering: Clearly not a supporter.
Old Proverb: Looks can be deceiving.
Not What It Seems: Swingers at play.
Safety First: Pull no stops for safety.
Read Carefully: But difficult if you're in a hurry.

**********

Strike 3: And you are definitely out!
Coke Ads: Don't they just get up your nose.
Latest Crazy: To kick around the backyard.
Brianiac: Doing his best party trick.
Opinions: Best left unsaid.
Goalkeeper: The best in the business.

**********

It Works: But only in the off position!
Fine Detail: It won't be obvious at first glance.
Parking Angst: Haven't we all felt this at some stage.
House Arrest: Has to be the reason.
Driving Hazard: Look carefully so you don't miss it.
Two Dogs: End on a cute one :)

**********

Security: Bigger bark than bite!
Ultimate Privacy: Now no peeking.
Master Craftsman I: At work here.
Master Craftsman II: And his apprentice.
Smoking: In some situations it may be justified.
Smile: And watch the birdy.

**********

Professionals: Why shop around?
Car Accident: And the number plate gives a clue.
Slow Down: Smell the roses.
Think About It: All's not what it seems.
Some People: Just can't stop thinking about it.
Doormat: A friend to walk all over.

**********

Scary Santa: Or has he just had enough?.
Up, Up & Away: Santa style flying.
Christmas Tree Decoration: But would the tree support it?
Santa: And his red cheeks and cheery paunch.
A Lot of Hard Work: But worth the effort.
Santa: Caught on camera.
Puss in Boots: And what does a cat have to do with Xmas?
Brooom, Brooom: Wishing you a happy Harley Christmas.
Too Cold To Show: Santa's pleasant surprise.
Pleasant Surprise: Leaving a little something under the tree.
Sad Santa: Well, wouldn't you be?.
Relaxing: After the big day.

**********

Tandem: Riding in comfort.
Where?: USA or China?
Family Friendly: Wouldn't you agree?
Enjoyment: At the beach.
Powerhouse: A car with grunt.
Manual: Just follow the instructions.

**********

One Down: 8 to go.
A Bicycle: Built for two?
Keeping Dry: Sure beats gum boots.
Canine: Freeloader.
Perfect Placement: Online slip-up
Law Abiding: Nice & squeezy

**********

Sheep: Conundrum.
Neat: Road safety expert.
Style: Way out there.
Eat: When you're hungry.
Miscalculation: You bet!
Faithful: But for how long?

**********

Sheep: Or not to sheep.
Beer: Light or heavy?
Kaput: Caste in stone.
If You're Got It: Flaunt it!
Advertising: Insidious isn't it?
Cringe Worthy: If you're him.

**********

Jack: Who needs one!
Hold Tight: Is he coming or going?
My Place: I still call it home.
Safety: Definitely not first.
Fit more: By doing it this way.
Hmmmm: And let's hope they do!

**********

Tree?: What tree?
Talented: Precision driver.
Blockage: Will a crow-bar do it?
A Sign: That says it all.
1 .. 2 .. 3: CRUNCH!
Yeah: So what!

**********

Marketing: At the pointy end.
Ardent Student: On the job training.
Photoshopped?: We definitely hope so.
Standoff: Who will blink 1st.
Storm Coming: Don't forget umbrella.
Round One: Is this a Submission hold?

**********

Confusing: Where to from here?
Good Cleaning: Or will they?
A Rose: By any other name ...
Placement: Something missing.
Poor Kids: Inflated prices.
Councils: They must try so hard.

**********

Persistent: Keep trying.
Tryouts: Will he make the side?
Creative: Playing the spoons.
Put it there!: A pre-welcome.
Not quite right: Where to from here?
Gone Shopping: Choices, choices, choices!

**********

BBQ Pork: Well ... maybe.
Phew: Makes my eyes water.
Hmmm: Something not right.
Puzzle: Where to start.
Suspect: Where's quality control?
Sharp Turn: What arrows?

**********

Animal 1: Gone to pot.
Animal 2: Look very closely.
Animal 3: Eat too quickly.
Animal 4: Well Trained.
Animal 5: Ahhh, bella vita.
Animal 6: Doing the locomotion.

**********

Monkey Business: Monkeys on a shopping spree.
New Necklace: I must eat my crusts.
Latest Helmet: New protective gear.
Peddle Power: Bike training.
Moving House: On the cheap.
Questioning Google: Would they agree?

**********

Behavioural Training: Love it for life.
Curiosity: How did he do that?
Budding Entrepreneur: No Miki here.
Low Tide: It was here when we docked.
A Truism?: They do have a point.
Budding Rapper: Lost in the music.

**********

Double Play: One distracts while the other ...
Cutbacks: Draw a line somewhere, please!
Improved Reception: Tuning to the digital signal.
Bible Text: Bible and psycho babble
Lilliput: Small but effective.
Free Ride: Group help.

**********

Ouch!: Outta the way, comin' through!
Family Bonding: Give daddy a hug.
Misjudgement: By a long shot.
Cute: Does she need a hand?
Uncomfortable: You wouldn't want it to pinch.
Dominoes: On a huge scale.

**********

Happy Scene: Between Man & His Best Friend.
The Big Snip: No, not that one!
Brass Monkey: Caught on film.
Stretching: Or is she?
Bargain Time: Saving on the essentials.
Cheap Flight: But with your own sleeper.

**********

Slowly: Having a roaring good time.
Toot Toot: Out of my way I'm coming thru!
Noodles?: Don't call the kettle black.
Believe It: The body was in the boot then.
Holiday Time: Getting away for the weekend.
Atheists: Where they fit in the scheme of things.

**********

Guard Dog: New breed of Rottweiler.
Fearless: Clearly not here though!
Spiderman in Disguise: Or just a cat-burglar impersonator?
Natural Weed: You'd have to have been smokin'.
Home Jeeves: And don't spare the gas.
Band aid?: One elastic band, a piece of string and ...

**********

Superheroes: Get a load of these guys.
Mustache Kid: Some lovely facial hair?
Pugs Natural: Can you pick the odd one out?
Uncle Phil: From the Fresh Prince to this?!
Duck Dog: I hear he can even quack...
Snoop Dogg: Just chillin' with his homies!

**********

Mouse Belt: Is that a mouse in your pants.
Godzilla Pigeon: Are you looking at me?
Peace Talks: Locked into some serious talks.
Pugs & Kisses: Pucker up sweethearts!
Not Funny: Where's the cheeseburger!?
Inception: You're watching it right.

**********

Mexican Food: Get me a taco STAT!!
Team Work: Who ever said cats and dogs can't get along?
Little Cub: Don't look him in the eyes...
Emo Panda: This little guy is a bit sad...
Stormtrooper: He is singing in the rain!
Cat Nap: A little cat siesta...

**********

Flat Out: John was been dead tired lately...
Big Head: Told you not to tell him he was good looking.
Silly Blinds: Those blinds came out of no where...
Cat Bowl: Who's hungry!?
Blow Dry: Backyard salon.
Shark Attack: The oldest trick in the book...

**********

Pink Panther: He is alive!
School Uniform: Yeah, I'm not really feeling it...
Fat Kids: If you laugh at this you are a bad person...
Giraffe: Oh look it's a duck!
Patient Bear: So what's for lunch guys?
Sneaky Sneaky: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

**********

Mr.Tea: Time for tea?
Cat Dreams: All he ever wanted was to poo free.
Ninja Turtle: Oh isn't he cute...
Hedgehog: A brush with love...
Cool Guy: Playing guitar and surfing - dangerous combo.
Hide 'n' Seek: Who's a clever kitty?

**********

Raccoon Cat: Dont they make a happy couple?
Cake Homie: It's all about making that cake homie!
Musical Beds: I guess he lucked out on this one...
Hard Day: Barney is taking redundancy hard...
Wong Bookstore: I think something's been lost in translation.
Tie Downs: Who's the genius behind this?

**********

Hungry House: This is why the chicken crossed the road.
Monkey Stick: Oh look it's a dancing old man...
Disneyland!: What's with kids and Disneyland?
Spilled Paint: The building may need a second coat...
Party Trick: Is this guy related to the late JC?
Land Downunder: Just another silly tourist...

**********

Bob Dylan: Don't trust him, he's crazy!
Dog Plank: Was it ever cool to plank?
Chilling Out: This is one cool customer.
Lennons Cat: Imagine all the felines...
Loch Ness: My favorite is on the menu!
The Dude: Astalavista baby!

**********

High Six: Even better than a high-five!
Secret Toilet: Some secret mens business...
Squirrel Boner: It's not what it looks like.
Batman Joker: It's movie night at Batmans house.
Raccoon Love: Cute or creepy?
Silly Dog: He really likes spinach...

**********

Smart Car: Finally, the cleanest mode of transport...
R.I.P Randy: The wrestling isn't real, but the emotion is...
Super Mum: Just getting things done...
Aliens: I wouldn't trust him with my kids...
Mario Wall: The best way to spend time at work.
She's Nuts: A match made in heaven?

**********

Drunken Dog: This is one sick pooch...
Lol Kitty: He must be looking at Web Wombats funny pictures...
The Flash: This guy took the name to seriously...
Batman Latte: It's the only brand of coffee I drink...
Flippin Police: Quick make a break for it!
Planking Idiot: The crazy that's taking the world by storm.

**********

Budget Burials: They are sure to impress...
No Pants: Talk about flying by the seat of your pants...
Shotgun: I'm not messing with him...
Toto: He's doesn't look very happy...
Rear Gear: Coming to a pet near you...
Subway Man: I hear he's a bit of a rebel...

**********

Monkey Mo: All the cool guys have one.
Pug Face: He doesn't look impressed...
Crying Kid: Butterflies are scary...
Face Mask: Beauty secret, Nutella.
Gaming Nut: Obama taking time out...
Muppets: Hey there is someone missing...

**********

Pop Tart: Death to the pop tart!
Best Friends: Awww isn't that cute...
Photo Bomb: Everyone loves a photo bomb.
Rusty Trombone: This guy knows his way around a flute...
Zombies Ahead: Sweet, I've never seen one!
Passed Out: Roger had a fun day at the park...

**********

Door Mat: Guess who's here...
Mini Wookie: Another crazy Star Wars fan...
Rap Party: That joke is prehistoric...
Bacon Flowers: A rather odd idea...
Rubik's Food: One tough puzzle to crack...
Angry Bear: Don't upset Barry...

**********

Gym Junkie: Too many protein shakes for this baby...

Next Page