Picture Perfect

Looking for a quick laugh or make you think twice and wonder about our crazy world then Web Wombat offers some funny, weird and politically incorrect photos and cartoons for your enjoyment or amazement.

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Hot Hog?: Do not look in the crisper compartment.
Commonwealth Games: Spicing it up for the fencer.
Outdoor Toilet?: Not the way to fly.
For Vegetarian: For those that have an aversion to meat..
Plane Stumped: Now how to pull it out?
Break Glass: For all those emergency situations.

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So True: One must have children to understand the meaning of life.
Hand Job: The devil finds work for idle hands.
True Love: If he only knew.
40 Winks: When you have the urge, you do it!
A Big One: A case of not enough cooks to spoil the broth.
Incentive To Win: World record sprint pending.

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So Gay: Queer eye for the straight guy strikes again.
Colour Coding: For those who need simple instructions.
Mind Reader: Guess what they're thinking.
Heart Starter: Better that a double short black.
Potential Problem: Prepare for a challenge.
Bad Taste: Not for those with a weak heart.

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A Hard Herd: A bit stiff on the directions.
Look Closely: More than meets the eye in this one.
Tough Sport: Where men are men and, ah, well, you decide for yourself...
Strong Wind: At least a Force 3.
Confusing?: A grey ghosts dream patch.
Fitness Extraordinaire: This is "Life Be In It" at it's finest.

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Survival Instincts: A tale of sacrifice.
True Romance: Mills & Boon eat your heart out.
Magic Moment: For all those "brings a tear to the eye" type readers.
True Sentiment: What they really think of us.
Real Nude: Imagine what it feels like to touch.
New Event: Don't sit in the front row for this spectator sport.

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Cool Cat: Could life be any better?.
Crash Landing: Short legs plus long drop equals Ouch!
Christmas Shopping: Some early suggestions.
Art to the Masses: Bet Michelangelo never thought it would come to this..
Tough Coach: Only success counts..
Eternal Love: See love can last for ever.

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Thirst Quencher: Liven up the office environment.
Flexible Design: Thinking outside the square!
Age Perception: And will this sooth the savage beast?
Really??: Throw another ??? on the barbie.
Right On: Wot is there problam?.
Extension Required: Not if you're in a hurry.

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Bad Boy: For gastronomic assult
Perfect Match: Who wants to be a millionaire?
Team Work: Working together will always achieve results.
Just Missed: But I just clipped it!
Right On: Well, you can't be more clear.
Sun Trouble: Fading away to a shadow.

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Eat it?: This will never make the grand master stakes.
MI5 or MI6: A career after retirement?
Warning! Warning!: What happens when you become obsessive.
Toilet Mind: Making an impression at the job interview.
Finally Proved: Yes there is water on Mars.
Windows Addict: Only for the hardcore.

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Teenage Delinquents: Planning their next foray into the unknown.
Don't We Wish: Avoiding the unavoidable.
Lost Ball: A golfers nightmare.
Stealth Technology: The new Collins Class submarine.
Short Back & Sides: When an irresistible force meets an immovable object.
Straight Speaking: Do not feed the animals.

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Optical Illusion: Focusing on the tip.
Bargain Sale: What you can pick up at a Sunday market.
Traffic Report: Succinct and too the point!.
Safety Warning: He's someone who has been trained well.
Beautiful & Proud: And broadcasting it to the world at large.
Natures Message: But are we listening?

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Keep Out!: Enter at own risk.
Close Call: Extra fast reflexes required.
Angels: You be the judge.
Creative idea: But will he pull it off.
Genetic Engineering: What the future holds.
Faster Faster: Will he or won't he.

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Too User Friendly: For email and SMS usage only.
Tight Fit: 10 into 1 just does not go.
Pseudo Science: But does it add up?
Ingredients: Or if you buy it?
Extreme Sports: Definitely need a helmet for this one.
Heavy Pollutant: What environmental laws are broken here?.

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Friendly Environmentalists: Out for a fun day.
Sigh: For all those softies out there.
True Love: How to meet the right woman
Up and Over: Putting excitement back in!
Mouther Watering: Carving up the spoils.
Creative: A real tosser.

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Cup Holder: Except if you laugh.
Snug Fit: Clearly not designed for this.
Masterpiece: The house that Jack built?
Hot Car: But contextually suspect.
Maintenance Free?: For the home handiman.
Art?: Or Artless?

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Change No 1: But is it for the better?
Safety Gear: What the modern labourer is wearing.
Birthday Present: For the modern woman.
Bad Timing: Calling home for the unexpected visit.
Boring: Who hasn't thought of this one?
Stand out: For the mini mogel

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Completely Quackers: Why did the duck cross the road?
Driving Dangers: Don't drive into the drink.
Ergonometric Workplace: A tranquil worker is a productive worker.
Surf's Up: But life expectancy is down.
After Swimming: It's a bit nipply...
Car Security: The future is here!!!
Bagpipes Ahoy: It's enough to give you nightmares.

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Coochie Coochie Coo: Now ain't he cute?
Water wings: The latest in airline departure.
Would you?: Be afraid ... Be very afraid!
Avoid parking tickets: Don't get stuck with a parking fine again.
Hard at work: For the workaholic.
Oops!: Explain this to the boss.

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Get the esky: But you should have seen the one that got away!
Safe?: Not at those speeds
Sexy: Definitely pinup material.
Over the wing?: Supposed to provide the most comfortable seat.
Confused: Very confused.
Thumpin': How would it look in the wall unit?

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Making a point: We can see who has the upper hand here.
Dinner: Having a hot meal flown in!
Toilet Training: There are no exceptions.
Breakfast: For really special people.
Big Circles: Just not the right design for a winner.
Flossing: Does the job thoroughly.

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Doggie style: He's barking up the wrong tree.
Stove Hot: Hey, that one's a keeper!
Spectating: Making unexpected waves.
Bovine silliness: Did he fall, or was he pushed?
New Sport: Asphalt sliding...
In Your Face!: Well, ahem, yes.

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Crossed with what?: Has Tweety Pie met her match?
Eye catching: What advertising should be.
Never safe: When speed is involved.
Bite sized: The high performance snack!
Quencher: Yes, that hits the spot.
Parking worries: Well not in this.

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Unhappy flying: Great public relations coup.
Fast food: The proof is in the eating.
Meeting skills: How to get ahead in business.
Ordering by numbers: What you wish for does not often come true.
Look closely: Some people are damn good.
A bygone era: But have we really advanced that far?

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Laptop carnage: Definitely not to be used like this
Fresh or Flesh?: Another language barrier.
Two not Fore!: And you thought the water hazard was bad enough
Definitely not loved : And we can't say this about our own.
Hard choices: A woman's dilemma.
Long, black and sexy : It's not what you think.

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The dangers of travel: Pitfalls for the tourist.
Do what one's told: In the bonus pool.
Not the fine print: A language barrier?
Supermarket mayhem: Mines bigger than yours, so nyer!
Speed demon: Pumpin' the pedal.
Going backwards: when you think about it, it's probably correct.

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This Golf Club's Going to get Hammered: Let's hope the girls are ladies.
Help is as Close as the Phone: Ah, the marvels of the modern world.
One Shagged Moggy Story: The poor creature will be in therapy for years.
TV Reality: Could one argue differently?
Frisky Dog: Leave it to your imagination.

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Finally: The new toy that's killing iPod sales.
Dog Day: You can almost smell his undiluted rage.
Cat Pack: The perfect pet for cat lovers (undiluted rage #2).
It's a Sign: All you need is an anti-matter transporter and you'll be rockin'.
This stinks: Filling up with gas has never been so rewarding.
Paperback Survey: These romance books are just too short. We need something more...

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Caged pussy: For those who look down on cats
An assessors nightmare: Touchy accelerator?
Dog Paddle: Man's best friends friend.
Solid or liquid?: More money than cents?
Short back and no sides : Is his wife his hairdresser?
A real stayer: Over-worked and under-valued

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Absolutely Certain: Guess his patrons aren't too bright.
Absolutely Positively Certain : Now you can see how bright the patrons are.
Hard at work: Killing two birds with one stone.
Behind the scenes: What they didn't want us to know.
Priorities: Definitely no frittering away here

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Good Score: Basketballer rewards good play
Where's Bill: Bill Posters caught in the act
Useless: For the person who has everything and knows nothing!
Big Boy: A real back breaker
Nouns: And the collective noun for cats is...
Fly Away: Would take more than one squirt to kill this..

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Bed post: More than your chewing gum loses its flavour here.
Sweet Biscuits: But would you dunk them in your coffee?
Tight Spot: Will she do it?
Excess: It has all been said before!
Happy Anniversary: Would he have?
Wrong directions: And you're stuffed...
Comic book hero: Ages gracefully.

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Crime Scene: Hope he can make it next Christmas?
Disco Stu: The hottest trucker of the 70's.
Budding artist: Deserves a big hand.
Twisted Lego: This one will stand you on your head.
A big tip: What you can do when your tipsy!
Crash course: Sure beats the "bird & bees" theory

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Getting tanked: But what size will do the trick?
I voted: Where every vote counts.
Entree or main course: And what sauce to use?.
Gastronomic delight: Now reach for the Eno!
Gold digger: But is the claim right?
Speed typing: But is this cheating?

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UFO: What you been smokin'?
A sermon to die for: Have them dropping in the pews.
A tight fit: Nice and squeezy!
Optical illusion: Yes or no?
One or the other: Or can it be both?

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A predicament: Where to from here?
A felony of a different kind: Caught with their pants down.
Yeah sure!: Wash your mouth out with soap
Toss for the privilege: The call of the brave.
Giddy up: Ride 'em coyboy
Worthwhile?: Spending on a good cause?

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Brainial Power: Hey, brainial's not a word?!
Waste Management: Talk about satisfying occupations.
Kitty Cat: The clash of the titans, a fight to the death!
Chilli Dawg: What's this brown gravy in the vegetable crisper?
Shirty: Not everyone loves Christmas...
Wet Your Whistle: It's one of those foreign beers.

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The Baby Elephant: All kids love fairytales.
Zzzzzzzz: Now this is the life.
Gob-stopper: For those with a sweet tooth.
Four Eyes: It's not what you think...
Boring!: Mate, your stories suck.
Love is Blind: Don't shoot to 'till you see the whites of their eyes.

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Steam Rollers: They're heavy and don't budge easily.
Fetch the Ball: Some dogs don't know when to stop...
Home Delivery: Puts new meaning into the phrase 'eat at home'.
Driving: No more arguments about pegging speedometers, okay?
Three's a Crowd: Or is it?
Special Soup: It's full of protein, and with no added salt.

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The Mouse: PC equipment can be dead sexy.
Police Car: The cops are well and truly sick and tyred.
Speed Boats: It was called the "Temporary Insanity II"...
Happy Animals: Birds and bees? Dogs and deer, mate.
Photo Time: "Everybody smile!"
Performance Drink: It's like viagra in a can!

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Motorcycle Racing: It's a highly competitive sport.
Scary Stuff: Consumerism's ugly side.
Prickly Issues: Viagra and plant life don't mix...
Horsepower: Hard to explain - you have to see it.
Chop Suey: It's finger lickin' good!
Defensive Driving: The trick is to keep your distance.
Brand Value: Winners are grinners.

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Public Bars: Stating the obvious can be fun!
Healthy Eating: Let's call it Crude Food.
Healthy Eating 2: There's a lot of wind up here...
Hot Dog: Too cute for words.
How's My Driving?: Come on, just spit it out.
Radio Stations: All you need is a clever name.

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Political Labels: Where do people find this stuff?!
Folds 'R Us: Get your folds, step right up, get 'em here.
Waving, not drowning: A salt water car wash.
Police Academy: They're highly trained professionals.
First Aid: As technology improves, so does medicine.
Fine Dining: It looks better on the way out...

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Daily chores: Walking the dog is such a hassle...
The thunder Down Under: Sanitised for your eyes.
Construction: Men's business only.
Divine apparel: The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Police Brutality: You have the right to... get your ass kicked?!?
School Bus: Sex education 'Public school' style.
Kill Germs: A clean worker is a happy worker.

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The daily grind: Professionals at work.
Advertising 101: Crushingly effective.
Very spicy: Kids love it!
Tip Truck: It baffles the mind...
Mike's Mattresses: 100% satisfaction guaranteed.
Buffed: Looking for a little extra shine?

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Hang about?: An ingenious car park.
Baseball: Hit me out of the ball park.
Cement truck: Concrete evidence of intelligence.
Aviation: Budget cuts! What budget cuts?
Say what?!: Should be a great sermon.
Buses: Forget Contiki Tours...

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Scooter: Customised cruiser
Toasted: Driving under the influence
Carrot: What's the joke?
Monkey See: It's really very scary
It's a sign: Take two from whirlpool
Sheepish: Riding into the sunset

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Big Foot: Relaxing at home.
Successful business: Is this a franchise opportunity?
Cold Calling: When you really need a plumber.
Strike Two: But the wrong game!
Little Women: But not as conceived by the Bronte sisters.
Blast it!: No bang here
Under Friendly Fire: Good shot

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Nice work: Sprung.
New hours: Hey ... even He needs some time off.
Perfect plan: I've never seen Johnny practise the piano so much!
Tsk, tsk: We've heard about these places...
No surprise: Just next door to the White House.
Hot seat: Got to get one of these.
Unfortunate: Hello? Is that Dick .....

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Helpful: Thanks for the tip ....
Wow: Use Unrecyclables - the strongest polystyrene cups ever.
Hooray!: It's about time damned dogs learnt this trick.
French chef's dream: You looking at my legs?
Tasty: Not the greatest choice of serving bowl.
That's nice dears: Hey Mum, we found a big worm...
Oooops: Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Photo opportunity: Tourists have such senses of humour.

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Fun Time: Yeeeeehhhhaaaaaaaa....
Right on Dude: It can happen.
Brave gal: At least she's got training wheels on.
Eye test: How many black dots are there?
Hostage: Don't say a word ... don't even breathe.
Round-up: Get along little dogies.
Oh no: This is a car ...
Cannibals: Is that a Number 16?
Playground: Help Daaaaadddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cops can't crack case: Hunt for Humpty's killers.

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