Picture Perfect

Looking for a quick laugh or make you think twice and wonder about our crazy world then Web Wombat offers some funny, weird and politically incorrect photos and cartoons for your enjoyment or amazement.

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Uh oh: Hhonnessshtly, I haven't touccssshed a drop.
Good offer: Nah, too expensive.
Don't Stop: Good idea - & where's a snake to put down our pants?
Stupidity: Who cares ... it's Mum's car.
Green Envy: Got any papers?
Yike: What happens to show-offs.
How rude: This would put you off!

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Rolled over: "I said to him ... watch that speed wobble..."
Slow down: Fair point.
Linux exposed: And they say Microsoft Windows is crap ....
Riiiight: Waiter ... there's a waiter in my condom.
Clever move: Dubya pulls election surprise.
Punishment: You can come in if you promise to be good.

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Slow delivery: It took so long it's got spider's web on it ...
Hmmmmmmmm: What sort of cat?
Smarty pants: Honk.
What the Doctor ordered: Naughty Horton!
Bored at the bus stop: Yum, yum ....
Eeeeek: Yup, time for bottle feeding.
Up, up and away: France's best hope for a gold medal at the Olympics.

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Bad Medicine: But clever marketing!
Yummy: I can't believe it's not.....
So cute: The lion sleeps tonight.
Smoke and mirrors: Filtering out the message.
Highway patrol: Intimidation is the key.
Dress Standards: I'd prefer informal.
Hidden surprise: Will there be fries with that?
Car owners beware: It begins here...

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Slippery crooks: Beat crims with bananas.
Hairy youths: No.1 birthday idea
Never satisfied: Moan, moan, moan...
Yike: Who's scarier - Marilyn or Charles?
Hangover cure: Mmmmmm .... a yummy brekkie.
Eeeek: Orkin scary.
Unfair: It's just big feather bones.
Map: Confuzzzzzed.

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Advice: Helpful folk.
Perfect footwear: Gotta get a pair of these!
Idiot: Must have still been on them when writing this.
Hello: Dubya shows off new key advisor.
Right on: Move over Action Man ... it's Nerd Boy.
Bright side: Meet Michelangelo the Tooth Fairy.
Sign: A speedy game of Pong.
Yummy: Stuart Little Burger.
Danger: Leave the nice birdie ....
Haven: What more could you ask for?

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End of a relationship: Go on, buzz off then.
Beer run: Come on guys, it's getting warm.
Too true: He caught on fast!!
Not for squirrel lovers: That's not very nice ....
Vertigo inducing: A scary slide.
Eeeeek: Mmmmmmmm, a hairy sandwich.

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Unbelievable: A gift from the boss who hates you.
Jerks: And we hope their teeth fall out!
Bad Beard Day: Just Monkeying Around.
Get Well Soon: Have a Nice Day Now ...
Forced to Take Notice: A disguised Osama Bin Laden.

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Exercise: Bums on blades.
Ohhhhhhhhh: Talented and cute.
Newsflash: A fatty explodes at Macca's drive through.
Spaghetti: Brand power.
Easy peasy: Making your own Harley.
Too close: You rock grandad!
Iraq Prison 4: The worst torture of all ....

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Too much: The only way to keep your kids really safe.
A green blanket: We hope this is dried parsley ... or tarragon ... or mixed herbs.
A new trend: Crossing dressers.
Transform: Just the thing to stop road rage.
Noooooooo!: Tragedy caused by beer.
Iraq Prison 1: You love American white-trash prison guards don't you!!!!
Iraq Prison 2: She sure loves pointing at naked men.
Iraq Prison 3: Dubya outraged by Iraqi prison behaviour.

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Lap top: Hang on ... I'll hit the paws button.
Funny stuff: Loo La La - as they say in France.
Road sign: Who said city planners don't have a sense of fun?
Condaleeza: Would I tell a lie?
About to fail: Great joke 493: Students & the professor's car.
Yum, yum: A cannibal's favourite take-away.
Bad Us: How can we run this after Mother's Day?
Help!: Pooch on the edge.

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Oooops: There's never a cop around when you want one
Health food: Gotta have some of those ... mmmmmm.
The future: George Dubya Bush after the next election.
Use these guys: Style and Class.
Cosmo what?: Hmmmm ... must read it.
Points: What do you get for old folk walking their deer with the grandkids?
Naturally naughty: Drunk as a ... raccoon.
Cretin: So Doc ... what's causing my cough?
Just Waving: Jacko indicates how many centuries he faces in jail.

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Naughty: It's back to the kennel for you guys!
Aaaaaagh: We won't dream of Jeanie any more!
Worth thinking about: They're right, you know.
Shock ad: Worked for us.
Martha's place: Inspirational.
On to a winner: Kids today ....
Bad Tigger: I bounced him!
Dentist needed: These are not my real teef....
Spooky: Scaring Nemo.

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Truth: It's a dog's life.
Freaky: Spot the smoke monster's face.
Bad baby: Let's just test that 9 lives theory.
So different: Trailer trash Barbie.
Good job: Up in Smoke.
Brave kid: Mopeds rule at bikers' meet.
Oh my lord!: Some reasons for US casualties in Iraq.
Tough game: Rabbits on strike.

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Perfect: Nature - the beer lover's friend.
Eeeewwwww: Police find replacement for capsicum spray.
Naughty boys: So that's where his lederhosen are...
Not that brave: Hmmmm... where's the cubicle?
Too right!: Very good advice.
Listen up: No junk mail!
Fair enough: Let your fingers do the walking.

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BK vs McD: Food Wars.
Oooops: Another mystery of life...
Good breakfast 1: Gotta have one of these.
Good breakfast 2: Gotta have some of these!!!!
Religion US style: Inflating church figures.
Yummy: I can't believe I'm not going to be sick.
No hiding place: Web Wombat's staff restroom.
Exciting: Another riveting speech from Dubya.

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Looks: Sad, but true.
Good example: Shame soft city slickers don't do the same!
Love it: Even chained monkeys think life is better with Coke.
2nd hand: No comments on the shitty quality.
Revenge: Anyone seen an old bloke named Colonel Sanders?
Emergency: Proof there is no health-funding crisis.
Hell-bound: What was that about Passion?
Maths: We couldn't agree more ...

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Fashion: Has anyone seen my plates?
Racing with a difference: It's a real buzz.
Mean: That wasn't creamed apricot was it Mum?
Not for people who like cats: Who says dog lovers are sick & humourless.
High dive: The nightmare comes true.
Oh dear: Bungee jumping is not always fun!
Brilliance: One of the all-time great images.

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Traffic police: Stop or I ... kick.
Parking woes 1: I thought there was enough room.
Parking woes 2: Dunno, it just sort of jumped out at me.
Parking woes 3: How do you spell Reverse?
Pampered camels: Hey guys, I hope they avoid big speed humps.
Nice name: What can you say?
Brave lad: Ewwww, makes out skin crawl.
Relaxing lunch: Um, guess I'll pay the bill...
Hmmmmmm: All the rage among Sydney's Hells Angels.

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Bathroom manners: Don't go there.
Accident: I'm in wheel trouble.
Yum yum: A Nemo iceblock.
Aaaaagggghhh!!!!!: The winged terror strikes.
Unbelievable: This goes against the grain.
Snappy: Will you shut up for a moment!
Ooops: Oh deer I feel silly.
Easy really: They did find water on Mars.

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Reasonable: Okay, we promise ....
Feels a bit squidgy: We just so ... like ... totally ... don't want to know!
Car makeover: Gotta have one of those.
Super dork: Don't call us, we'll call you ... Telstra Man.
To die for: A killer fashion accessory.
For gardeners: Just Amazing.
Coke again: How do they get those cans into that slot?
Ooops: Another shuttle tragedy.
Tsk, tsk: Kids are so naughty today!!!!
Good grief: A bad hair day.
Junior Terrorist: Don't make me eat my vegetables ... or else.

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Yo Dude: Big Bird gets Street-wise.
Brave tourist: Getting a scary Eiffel.
Sound advice: We'll do our best.
Head case: Latest fashion for dope fiends.
Big Fish: You should seen the one that got away!!!!
Timely warning?: ... er, not today.
Ouch: I have a splitting headache ...
Objet d'Art: Is that like a hash tray?
Excellent work: Now that is a tattoo.
Arrested: An evil coke dealer.

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Dinner time: Don't know what it is, but it tastes yummy.
Flash zone: Thanks for the warning.
Woooooooo: Freak-out time.
Yike!: I'm gonna get skid marks ......
Great catch: I got you babe.
Hot pizza: One with the lot on the way.
Big sound: We hope it's Mozart not Marilyn Manson.
Pull the chain: Is this a message to wee Guys?
Right on: Grumpy's sort of peace gesture.
Love bite: Valentine's Day surprise ....

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New Game: I wanna play.
Cooling off: That Janet, she got me so hot!
Good business: How rude ....
Ouch: Bwwwaaaawwwkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!
Stunning: Brilliant artwork.
Ooooh, big boy: Overcompensating maybe ....
Yum yum: Toad in the Hole perhaps?
Inexpensive, but stylish: Funerals 'R' Us.
Poor taste: Well, he was a little whiner ....

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Visitor: God, I am so embarrassed.
Crime fighters: Serious cost cutting to police budget.
Cruel: Why are they so mean about blondes?
Alright: A clean bomb is a good bomb.
Watch out!: Striking fear into the hearts of terrorists.
Warning: Right, we got that.
Party trick: We have nose idea.
Rude and illiterate: Another reason to hate rich people.

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Endangered: Last I heard he said he was going clubbing ...

Right on the kisser: See ... hockey players are men's men.
Hard to hide: No surprise, but it's the thought that counts.
Different: Giddy-up little reindeer.
Thinking about others: Good on you kid.
Oooops: Don't take off your seat belt.
Symbiosis: Perfect neighbours.
Nice place to stop: Burpppp.
Techno hate: Die computer die.
Anorexia beater: And caused a famine!

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Frosty relations: Meet Snowmer Simpson and family.
On target: Ummm ... help!!
Church sign: All welcome, masochists preferred.
Party on dudes: 4,690,971,023 empties sitting on the floor ....
Yahoo: Clearly a happy camper.
Enough room: Caught in a tight spot.
KKK CD: Sweet Burning Love.
Nightmare: A play boy?

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In too deep: And they said my mini 4x4 could go anywhere...
Well hidden: Mobile missile battery located.
Church sign: A fair point.
Uh oh: Drunk road line painter or artist?
Art: Hope the artist is underneath!
Ooops: Hell Maw ... cain't you reverse proper yet?
Unfortunate: Bet they did that deliberately.
Even more unfortunate: Flocking hell!
Hicksville coppers: Police threaten brutality against donkeys.
Unbelievable: Only in America ... we hope.
Toothbrush: Perfect equipment for the job.
Oh yes: Making geography more attractive.
Naughty gal: The soon-to-be-flying nun.
Memories: Ah, those were the daze...

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What can you say?: Well I kept losing my map so ...
Mobile home: Nice view, air-conditioning, what more do you want ...
Tattoo brilliance: The more you think about it ...
You see the darnedest things : Country humour.
Nice place: Thanks Wilma, but I might try Dr Mengele's instead.
Ummmmm?: No idea at all.
Oh boy: The three wise men discover it's faster to walk.
Aaaaagggghhh: Ideally, a bicycle should have two wheels.
Wey-hey: Sydney police try out their Mardi Gras uniforms.
Nooooooooooo!!!: The world's most-hated man.

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Nice name: Why?
Nice place: Fu who?
I'll be good: Not quite a deer old Santa.
Okay!: A loser, but still a winner.
Nicest place: Everyone's kind of town.
You have to be kidding: Ah, respect for the elderly.
Rattling good spot: It's good to be tidy.
You are what you eat: ... just perfect with chianti.
Cruel: Dreams of Pamela Anderson get rudely interrupted.
Safety first: A not-so-high-speed pursuit.

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State of the art: Holy auto wrecks Batman.
Way to go: See the world from the comfort of your lounge.
You idiot: Probably did not finish at the top of the academy.
Aftermath: We remember those parties ... sort of ....
All right!: Our sort of peace.
Bzzzzzzzz: Pick who's got a grumpy girlfriend.
Soccer nut: Not quite a level playing field.
Rude name: Hello, is this the ....?
Keeping your head: Stay calm, breathe deeply.
Show Boat: There's a line there.

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Accident: So you admit parking up the wrong tree, sir ...
Hot Air, Solid Cliff: Rocky landing ahead.
Eeeee-yaaaaaaa!: Crouching Rabbit, Hidden Chicken.
A likely tale: Honestly occifers, hic, I was going to the thrift shop.
Tough dude: What a dork!
Stag Night: Hey, I'm feeling antlery.
Time's up: Thanks vicar, maybe some other time.
Osama Bin Pumpkin: Getting a bit silly.
Harley tripe: We thought he'd have more taste.
For icecream addicts: You'll never look at a snowcone the same way again!

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