Picture Perfect

Looking for a quick laugh or make you think twice and wonder about our crazy world then Web Wombat offers some funny, weird and politically incorrect photos and cartoons for your enjoyment or amazement.

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Plowing on: Good advice.
Why?: Oh who the heck knows why....
Attention grabbing: Now that's branding!
Bad sign: It's Hell for this vandal.
Blasted birds!: When they see someone they hate ....
Coppers: Well, they make us feel more secure.
What an offer: Hmmmm ... could be tempting.
Bikers!: Just can't get enough action.

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Terrifying: Never cross a banana slug.
Confusion: So what do we do.
Cute: Hello duckie!
Discipline: How to punish naughty children #1.
Hot pursuer: Unfair advantage.
Hi-yaaaa!: Who said ice hockey was a contact sport?
Scary: The slide of death.
Subtle: How could you argue?
Office assistant: Help ... just when you need it.
Very upset: Must have lost its doe.
True fear: Brave guy.
Yee-haaaaaaagggghhhhh!: Extreme snowboarding.

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Unthinking smokers: Fair comment.
Oh Lord: Wanted: New photographer for wildlife magazine.
Hmmmmm: Hang on ... what's she up to?
Star Bores: Great advice for guys.
Golf: Quieten down in the gallery!!!!!!
Harsh: What more can you say?
Perfect: A shop for middle management.
Free Cat: Catty comment from an insensitive dog lover.
Tasty: Yum. Have to try some of these...
Nice flight: Maybe I braked too hard!

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Cooling off: Life's difficult in the Pacific.
Easy life: Just rattening them up.
Training: Business goes off the rails.
Love your pets: Steer right in to the cow wash.
What can you say?: A big lad needs a big hat.
It's a Sign: Shucks Ethel, I'm confused.
Hot pursuit: Peddle faster sarge, they're getting away.
No worries: A boy and his pet.

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Dog abuse: Call the RSPCA.
Crash: It's in a car park and we don't know how.
Rude place: Gotta head that away.
Okay: Interesting model.
Oh really!: A very rude cloud.
Eeeeek: The party hothead.
Grave: Interesting.
Awful name: Close to your what ...?!?
Hotel horror: We're not staying there.
Funny business: Does he?
Yuk: Nasty exploding spaghetti sauce.
Name change: Very sensible choice.
Food: Thanks for the offer, but ...
Righto: May be worth a visit.
Yuk 2: New Tuberculosis prevention campaign.
Sign: Officious, yet humourous.
Corset: I ... Can't ... Breathe ...
Horror: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh!
New bra: Has possibilities ...

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Rest area: Must be California.
Outed: Holy revealed secrets Batman.
Heavy dude: If you run down to the woods today ...
Accident: Yeehaaa! Let's try that again!
Slippery slope: Thanks for the waaaaarrrrrnnnnninnngggggggggggg!
Fair enough: Posterity.
Harsh: Unfortunate name.
Advertising: Bragging or what?
Yum: Feeding Nemo.
Zooom: It's a bummer when you're caught speeding.
Revealed: Who really shot JFK.

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Ooops: Don't worry, his bite is worse than his bark.
Boastful: A feline Gene Simmons.
Silly person: Tempting fate.
Nice name: Adding to the Olympic rings?
Confusion: Stumped for choice.
Okay: Holler what?
Yikes: Look out!
Spot on: Great name.
Perfect spot: Thanks for the compliment.
Clubbing: The Nazi side of Korea.
Advertising: Nor should they!
Riightt: Don't know what to say about this one.
A classic tale: Nemo Found.

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Over the top: A well-heeled mob.
Eat healthy: Little Red Riding Hood's revenge.
Worrying sign: Scary, but considerate.
Yo dude: A well-disguised Greenpeace activist.
Very true: Warning to all upward movers.

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Beauty: They have a point.
Drink healthy: No thanks ... it gives me gas.
No dumping: People are ill-litter-ate.
Ouch: A heavy lunch.
Gotta have one: Perfect present for computer-holics.
Yum: And now I'll have the chocolate mousse ...
Oh dear: Merry Xmas from the fire department.
Rest room: So what else do you need?
Roadsign: Goodwill to all.
Ooops: Even God struggles with some games.
Mmmmmmm: Go on, skull it.

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Cow maths: In the counting yards.
Stating the bleeding obvious: Really?
Warning: Getting a bit fussy aren't they?
Fire station: Maybe they were out.
Interesting name: Be thankful it's not duck.
Spelling: Thank God safety ranks highly.
Number plate: They allowed this ...?
Prime spot: Location, location, location.
Good advice: Aim high please.
Um, okay: Iss that an order, mein Fuhrer?

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Zealous cop: But I was only doing 60 ...
Watching: You swine! I was having a bath.
Whoops: Another careful rider.
Growing pains: Muuummmy ... helllppppppppppppp.
Jacko's dog: Not out of the question is it?
Proof: Say no more!
Party trick: Who needs a dish washer.
Uh oh: Better the dog kennel tonight.
No comment: Female friendly computer.
Word for blondes: Hint - use the pointy end.
Bad cat: Serves him right.

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Book 'im Danno: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Great name: The hottest burials in town.
Plane tragedy: An oldie, but a goodie.
Hmmm: Bet cows think the same thing ...
Is nothing sacred ...: Biscuits anyone?
No expense spared: A drug baron's bike.
Say no more: A charming business slogan.
Rude road sign: Okay, we get the picture.
Oh dear: No comment.
Bad move: So what happens if I touch this lever?
Warning: Beware of the boy-eating bucket.

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Ohhhhhhhhh: Not a Cloud in the Sky for Lovers.
Number plate: Know how they feel.
Peak hour: The only way to commute.
Holy exhaust, Batman: Batmobile goes down market.
Clubbing: Spot the lazy fitness freaks.
Oooops: What does high explosive mean again?
Take away: I'll have one of those cow-burger thingies.
Booby-trapped: Won't he get a fright when he moves.
Romance novels: Bills and Moon perhaps?
Taxi!: This will surprise no-one.
Gotcha: Formula what, sir?

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Poser: Never liked ironing.
Nice touch: Scooping her off her feet.
Right: Point taken.
Cough cough: A big piece pipe.
Gas guzzler: Now that's a bike!
Honesty: Never Trust Cyclists.
Taking the ...: In the Danger Zone.
Whoa: Vertigo anyone?

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Complain: You have been warned.
Nice lines: Who said ad writers were twits?
Ooops: Latest line in hot pants.
Notice: Sounds a little tetchy.
Druggie: As long as he's licensed.
Kumbaya brigade: Not taking protesting seriously enough.
Sniffers: It really is the pits!
Tough car: A man in a blue bonnet.
Dedication: Friday 2.30pm.
Pal time: This is so right.
Official portrait: Comfy, Mr General Manager?

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Thoughtful: What a nice-mannered young man.
Superbosses: Tanks for the great office.
Ohhhhhhhhhh: In hog heaven.
Helper: Microsoft Word update.
Dopey drivers: Begging for a heavier load.
Eeeeek!: Hey dude, get off my wave!
Oh boy: A son-in-law's worst nightmare.
Heaven: It's a spiritual sort of love.
Lonely: For the times you need a hug ...

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Go away: Leaf me alone!
Loo sign: The fish that John West reject.
Combat ready: Just a little silly.
Overload: Which way to the stoning?
Nah ... it's barely noticeable: Victim of SARS.
Tongue tied: Bet you can't do this!
Nice Guy: Seems fair.
Long on style: A biker's limousine.
Ewkkkkk!: Maybe I'll go for the bell.
SARS again: Only a brave germ would try to get through that.
Call the RSPCA: No chips were hurt during this photo shoot.

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In touch: Telstra boosts services in the bush.
Paper war: Send your own message to Soddem.
Palm pilot for rednecks: At least he can write.
Brilliant paint job: Space and style.
Not good: Wanna monkey around?
A big mo-ment: So ... I got a fright while waxing the ends.
Ohhhhhhhh: McDownandOut ... Don't you feel sorry for him?
It's never what it seems: Comical Ali is no dummy.
Hang On: Michael Jackson was never this tough.
Interesting name: Ummmmmm .....
Official advice: Spoilsports!
Holiday fun: Well, the trip did cost an arm and a leg.

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Touching: An oil-company executive's gift to the needy.
Happiness is: Don't smile now Mr Beer, you're next.
Upside Down: Which ones are really blonde?
Sign of the times: Public indemnity insurance crisis hits new low.
In the clouds: It does happen!
Toilet humour: Nice one, guys.
Just do it: A terror campaign.
Oh, yuck: University students never change.
A ha: So that's how it works.
Wonderful world: Now that is clever.
Tied up: More insurance advice.
Curious little devils: Boys will be boys.

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A funny wee name: Say it slowly.
The food's great: Don't you love these places ...
Thought so: The real reason for war ... a lover's spat.
Comfy pillow: A boy and his pet.
Crunch: He's smiling 'coz his ma-in-law was in the front.
Good advice: Glad they pointed that out.
Have to stay here: Absolutely delightful.
Okay ... it's good to be adaptable: School's out.
Yum yum: How tasty!
Hmmmm: Hi Dubya, meet Monica LeTurkey.
Loaded: And they say blokes don't get into washing!

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Cute: Okay, I'm a pig, but I love you.
Fiesty gals: We kick ass ... for the Lord.
Watch out: Winner of the tsunami-creation contest.
Recognition: Mum! It's great uncle Sid.
Ouch: Hey, Dopey, we said don't park there!
Embarrassing: ... well, maybe slightly overloaded.
Too tired: I can bearly move.
Not found in a church: Keeping abreast of the signs.
Problem: Where the puck do I use this?
A worry: Inaugural meeting of the Seriously Ugly Club.

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Confused: Which way?
Comfy seat: Just taking it out for a run, Ma.
Fire in the hole!: And we thought garlic breath was bad.
Morons: Guess the headscarf is too tight.
Why not: Tapping into the source.
Spelling!: Hope they are not teachers.
Uh oh: Hidden danger at the pool.
Protest protester: There's always one ...
Church sign: Those Baptists are very naughty.
Uncomfortable: Not funny (no ... really).

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Hmmmm: Some people could misread this message.
End of the line: Surely is.
On the edge: Stacking is easy like this.
Cold start: Smile ... the car on the right is a Porsche.
Unusual: Not driving, just horsing around.
Progressive: Nipple chain, vicar?
It happens: The dangers of travel.
Appalling: The owner doesn't read Nabokov (we hope).
Protection: Why you need a bike helmet!
Top value: Hey Maw, I got me a car with air-conditioning!
Easy peasy: When you've got a scooter, parking is no problems.

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Advisory: Help sign for pallbearers
Speed sign: You have to be joking.
Latest model: Grumpy's commuter special.
Graphic: That's the easy part - how did they explain loo paper?
Cop that: Revenge!!!
Ill-Iterate: They probably paid for this.
Ready: Load up, Maw, it's them dang Jeehovah's Witnesses agin
Unbelievable: What can you possibly say?
Oh Dear: Dad may read the stories ... I like the pictures!

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Oi!: Boy and a bear bottom.
Historical: George W. Blowemaparte.
Sailors' Dream?: Breasting the Cape.
Stylish: An air head?
Dog tired: Can't handle his drink.
Cheap seat: Been there ... didn't do that.
Famous Hunks: Yoo hoo ... boys.
Latest: A pup-top computer.
Shapely: A topiarist's family tree.
New Job: Wondered where he'd got to ....

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Punk Cat: Give us your @#!%^# comb!
Massacre: Cold-blooded murder.
Takeaway?: Cute Enough to Eat ... (just joking).
Second Car: Hitching a ride.
Got them Covered: One of the Desert Rats perhaps?
Soddy Hussein: He's a popular guy.
Ready for Action: Neighbourhood Watch for "those" areas.
Punk Dog: You Don't Mind if I Smoke ... DO YOU?
Wonder Diet: A see-food shishkebab.

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Helping out: This pooch has been taken for a ride.
Don't get catty: She's my teddy bear.
IT Industry: Ex-Internet workers a dime a dozen.
Going Ape: Hey... couldn't you have warmed it first?
Car won't start: A frozen asset.
Intriguing: Subtle ... very subtle.
Wide load: A jumbo trailer.
Smoking: A serious health hazard.
Car Alarm: Putting bite back into anti-theft systems...

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Decorations: Deck the boughs with ... lots of beer cans.
Eat my shorts: Don't call me Nicky Butt again!
Ooops: Go away ... I'm not that sort of mouse.
Cutting wit: Hair-larious.
The Turbanator: Tough but fair.
Mini Him: Well ... there is a resemblance.
The Sixth Sense: Spooky!
New-style Oz: No War for Oil, Tin Man.
Secrets Unveiled: Hey it's Soddem, wicked witch of the middle-east!

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