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Grumpy's
Gals: Who's the leader of the pack?
Eatery: You
can get a good-sized meal here.
Temptation:
Anyone got a glasscutter?
Mirror 1:
Female perceptions.
Mirror 2:
Male perceptions.
Parents: Subtlety.
Street walk:
Oh ... Il Papa!
Carefree Cafe:
Nice rhyme.
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Shopping:
We don't think it means the same thing in Japanese.
Real temperature:
Humour? From a bank?
Tough guy: He
does look scary.
Shocking: Too
much beer makes you fat, nappy bums.
Car lover:
What can you say ...
Name change:
French toilet tissue now known as moo paper.
Dubya in good
form: Hey, these night-vision goggles make it really dark!
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Warning sign:
What a crock ....
In the papers:
Hey ... did you see this new weight-loss programme?
Hope he's friendly:
Guess who?
Sign: Not punny
Jimmy, not punny at all.
No rules:
Big time wrestling for felines.
Unusual: A
well-trained pooch.
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A super market:
Sounds a good deal.
Grave times:
Er ... actually it's a headstone
Top insurance:
Works for us.
Super brolly:
Guess Japanese rain is wetter than most.
New farm equipment:
Funtastic.
Rock on: A
big guitar fan.
Surprise end:
Is that my tail?
Charmer: Make
sure you get my best side.
Gun Boat:
DIY Coast Guard.
Staying cool:
If I pretend it's not there I won't freak out!
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Bash Bill 1:
If you need a break from the Web try ...
Bash Bill 2:
Why are people so unkind?
Cool penguin:
The guy will flipper his lid.
Wake-up!!!!:
No such thing.
Dream 1: What
do cows dream of?
Nightmare 1:
What do men have nightmares of?
No comment:
Eat my shorts.
Dream/Nightmare 2:
What do bulls dream of ...
Tidy Spidey:
Superhero one day, unemployed the next.
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Iraq4dummies:
Top-secret memo from Dubya.
NoP4U: If he's
not careful he'll wet his shoes.
Hilary caught out:
Look, Bill, no hands ...
Come fly with me:
Someone's got a sense of humour ...
No surprise:
Canberra's going down hill isn't it?
Big ooops:
This sleighs us.
Making a splash:
'Hello darling, a puddle just ate our car.'
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Surprise:
There goes another one of my lives!
Sexy thing:
I may be a bit porky, but I'm ready for lurrvvvv.
Good luck:
Helllllllllppppppppp.
Full train:
Off-peak on India Rail.
Ohhhhhhh: Makes
us all warm and fuzzy.
Party animal:
I need the hair of the dog.
High price:
If only they were joking ...
Emergency:
Shame they didn't have decent beer.
Flying dog:
A guide dog's life is not always easy.
Traditional: Mum
... we can see his bagpipe.
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Man's world:
Oh yeah, what planet are they from?
Petrol station:
Good time to buy.
Naughty:
Animal lovers take it too far.
Church sign:
Always looking on the bright side.
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Horrid Name:
Did he have to advertise it?.
Subtle: Message
from farmers.
Anti-virus: 100%
guaranteed Internet virus stopper.
Menu: Noooooooooooooooo!
Feral duck: I
gotta get a handle on my drinking!
Stupid inventions:
Great - a torch that works ... in the daytime.
McYuks: Don't
know what they mean, but it sounds yum!
Eric: You think
this is a pilate copy?
Smoker: Talk
about a desperado.
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George Dubya's
Pinky: One ring to fool them all.
Cats rule 1:
Life's tough at the top.
Cats rule 2:
Come on ... the dog's a pussy!.
Two stupid chickens:
Don't egg them on.
One ticket, or
two?: We are not saying a thing.
Owners from hell
1: Is it any wonder this dog looks depressed?
Bad cop, bad cop:
Picking on the little guy again.
Life a dog: I
need to pee, but don't dare get out of my disguise.
Just too cute:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Easter Bunny woes:
The more you look at it ... the funnier it gets!
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Toilet
Humour: It's quite uplifting...
Tank you: On
the wrong track
Satisfaction guaranteed:
An aptly named video store
Health food:
Take before kicking butt
Sounds fishy:
Maybe God knew something
The new fad:
Ewwwwww
Kiss me: Good
advice sonny
Sounds intriguing:
More good advice
**********
Not good:
Was there a Sanity Clause in his contract?
Newspaper ad:
Great deal!
Rudolph: Says
it all.
Perfect portrait:
Hi ... my name's Santa Claws
North Pole-Axed:
Oooops ... sorry Santa!
Real Ads 1:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Real Ads 2: Perfect
gift for horrid children.
Druggies' Dream:
Health Department Warning: This Smoke Could Kill!!!!!
Yum 2: On
second thoughts ... cancel that order
Awful: What's
the bet they're French ...
Unfortunate:
A whole new meaning for tossing them back.
Creepy: No,
no, no, no! Ve said make us a Volkswagen beetle.
Up close:
What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
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What's in a name?:
Ain't Saying Nothing!
Optimistic:
May try this ourselves...
He's in trouble:
Cruelty ... thy name is woman.
Unavoidable:
Oh no ... He's bloody everywhere!
Forgive us:
We'll go to Hell for this one.
In an alternate
world: More an eek than a geek.
New Age Smokers:
Where have all the rugged cowboys gone?
Dopey inventions:
We have no idea either.
Since the Stone Age:
Sesame St has been around a long time!
Odd sports:
You really can fish anywhere!
Taking a chance:
Not a place to grab a lift
On a roll:
People are so mean about Bill Gates
Office politics:
Always knew it.
Dangerous game:
Who drew that short straw?
********** Riiiiiiight:
A blonde's way of printing word documents.
Confusion:
The food is great, so why is this restaurant empty?
Face value: My mind was
somewhere else...
Toilet trained: Hmmm!
Peddle power: He should
be President!
Kids Meal: He's not
really McHappy...
Porno: He's reading the
articles, okay?!
Household chores: Kids
can be a handful
Long neck: Very cute
Criminals: That means
you, poochy!
Pizza: Only for those
with empty heads
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Tip truck: We've got
millions of these...
Vision impaired: That's
gotta hurt!
High Society: Living
it up
Lawyers: A rose by any other
name...
If only: Perhaps it's not
too far off?
Evasive action: Try to
shake him!
Finally: The perfect gift
Uh oh: What can
you say ... I've got bowl problems.
Invisible to radar:
A Stealth Fighter pilot. **********
Horrors!:
How do you embarrass an elephant?
Jumping Jiminy:
Squeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Relaxing: I can
barely move ...
Golf warning:
Say no more, it puts us off.
Bad sign:
The store is called Megaflicks - honest!
Cafe ad: What
a way to attract customers.
Hillary special:
We wonder if it is popular?
Church sign:
Lord, they know not what they write.
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Dry-cleaners:
Wouldn't expect anything else.
Puppies: This
will get them mutt-ering
Too much TV:
Just whisk me away.
A blond's car:
Just typical!
Romance: This
ain't no yolk.
Rude cat:
Read my furry white paw.
Trapped: A
dire emergency.
Oh no: A new
council car wash.
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Very keen:
Better than a mud pack.
How?: We
said angle park near the house.
Beware of the ...:
Cat.
T-shirt: We
are laughing at it.
Dubious ad:
You'll never eat another sausage.
Good ads:
A great partnership.
Golf ball:
Very uncomfortable.
Protest:
Well, Grumpy thinks it funny!
Exposed:
The bathroom mirror.
Mouse hunt:
Easy prey.
Rolling on:
The paperless office?
Useless:
You know your mouse is dead when...
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Male driver:
Who said male drivers were idiots?
Stubborn ...
: He's just like your father.
Barrel of Fun?: Not from where they are sitting.
All Class:
Bit thirsty dear?
Fighting Over Scraps:
Get your own!
Very Public Transport:
Clearly on the right track.
Good Advice:
Duh .... okay.
Golf Lesson:
It does get harder.
Still Learning:
George Dubya Bush visits the library.
Says a Lot
About Mountain Climbing: A future sign?
Genetically Modified
Cat?: No ... it's my contact lenses.
A hacker: No
surprise here.
********** Rare photo:
And we thought the saying was 'is a bear Catholic?'
Spelling brilliance:
Duh, are there two Os in ...?
Parking:
No sir, you can't park downstairs.
Aviation:
When the airlines wash their hands of old stock
Cutie Pie:
Too much, or not enough?
Tour de Pants:
Can't... stop... riding...
Youngsters: Boys
will be boys
Working hard:
Distractions everywhere...
Hands off: Some
people are just too impatient
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Santa: Christmas
is all about revenue...
Ewe and me:
Could it be about a sheep?
Mating Game:
If you go down to the swamp today...
Flying High:
The real economy class.
Uh, oh!: The
dangers of carpooling.
Worrying:
R U serious?
Soccer stars:
Butthead.
Watch out:
No fish is safe.
Unbelievable:
Snake (uncharming).
Vested interest:
Red meat haters.
Caught out:
What bird?
Strong man:
See ... told you it was easy!
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Cop it sweet:
Dogs are mans best friend
Signing off:
Oh dear...
Speeding: Everybody
loves speed cameras!
Snack time:
Tastes a bit furry...
Flying High:
The happiest way to travel
It
All Adds Up: We're waiting for the Enron version.
Oooops: Well
... it is a tip truck.
School: Oh,
L!
The Village
People: Was There a Roadworker in the Group?
Dangerous Fashions:
Boots for the not-so well-heeled.
Scarecrow:
He's in Trouble.
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Suspicion:
This is not one of our customs.
Down in the
Mouth: Peek-a-boo.
Up Close: What
are you staring at?
Perfect Fit:
Well you try parking like that smart-ass!
Knock
Knock: Hey, wake-up I'man Overladen Bin.
Killer Surf:
Don't fall off!
Says It All:
Ranch sign.
Fragrance?:
No way we're going for that stuff.
Porky Puss:
Waddya mean? It's puppy fat!
Mona Lisa:
If Da Vinci was an American artist.
A disgrace:
A drunken rat.
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Hunting humour:
Too deer a price?
Rude Baby:
Do I make myself clear?
Feral kitten:
Cute or dangerous?
Confused sheep:
Is this doggy style?
No comment:
You better believe this moooves!
Hunting: Damn
these birds are hard to find!
Christmas
Gift: An Im'an Overladen Bin Swing Set.
Get a Grip:
Told you polar bears can't read!
Baseball Strike:
Saving money.
No Thanks:
Not a checkout chick we want to see.
Inventiveness:
Not a fan of hot food.
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Nooooooo!: This
has to be a prank.
Snow terror:
Christmas is cancelled.
Taxing Take-off:
Not for those scared of flying.
Deer Me!:
Why did the deer cross the road?
Titanic 2:
Guess someone forgot to say cut!
Nature or nuture?:
Just like yo mommie.
Oooops: See
how important an F is.
Kittens: More
cuteness.
Fortune cookie:
That is not funny!
Computer crash:
This is.
Mmmmmm:
A crappy start to a marriage.
Pizza Hutt:
We'll take two.
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TV Eyes: Too
much cretin box.
Blowhole:
Save the Great White Humpback.
Uh oh!: The
perfect speed deterrent.
Clipped: We
have no idea why.
Living Dangerously:
You boys are goners!
I'man OverLaden
Bin: Gorilla Leader
Mike Tyson:
Half a world away - we can laugh
A Good Opening:
Sign confusion
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Worried Dog:
Hey ... you'd be neurotic too!
Community message;
Don't drink and fly.
Tough choice:
Is that you Bubbles?
Sniffer Dog:
Lucky mongrel...
Parenting:
The perfect Father's Day gift...
Overloaded:
Who's the dumb ass with the poor ass?
So that's
where he got to: I'man OverLaden Bin - the Boom Raider.
Who said nuts were
fattening?: One big critter!
Fooled ya!:
Parking troubles.
Bee off with you!:
A nose for trouble.
Nice party trick:
No comments needed.
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Unbelievable:
Too many Easter Eggs.
A life wasted:
Down and out cat.
Role reversal:
Something fishy about this one.
What a looker:
Not a morning type.
Golf nightmare:
How would you get the ball out?
Restrooms:
Excellent advice ... we think
Very different
bike: Needs a new tread
**********
Horrors: Some
people are just utter bastards.
Feline Fine:
So cute.
Weight problem:
Monster moggy.
Escape route:
Who said burglars were morons?
Listen up:
When this guy tells you something - do it!
Speed racer:
A jockey in the making.
Burying your
head: Meditation, or suicide attempt?
**********
Meat pies:
What they are made of?
Quiet spot: Maybe
for a picnic?
Church wit: Worth
listening to a sermon.
Squished 1:
Who said roadworkers were lazy?
Seat Row:
Is he trying to say something?
Squished 2: Definitely
not treading carefully!
A lewd sign:
You sure?
Pegged: Was
it for a bet? A dare? This guy is MAD!
Being Humane:
Compassion is the key to all disputes...
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Fermenting ideas:
Christmas means more happy juice!
Deep and Meaningful:
Digging up the dirt
Executive Perks:
It doesn't get better than this
Poor Ronald:
At the end of the food chain!
True love: Wearing
your heart on your ... back
Clowning around:
Who said cops didn't have a sense of humour?
Tour de what?
Stopping for a ... well ... you'll see
**********
Jealousy: See
how easy it is!
Bikers: Such
sensitive guys
Public Liability:
Insurance covers almost everything
Beaut Ute:
The Government has big plans for the Ute!
Pig perp: Sometimes
you gotta turn on your own kind...
Cold feet:
Some people just do it for the attention
Gourmet dining:
This next dish was a knockout
Bustop antics:
"Excuse me, do have the time?"
Gutsy Gopher:
Everyone celebrates in their own way...
Powerful Pooch
- He doesn't know his own strength
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Photo time
- There's a time and place for everything
Three balls
- Playing pool can be so much fun
Baby shot
- In more ways than one...
Twins - They
say everyone has a double
A cow map? - Pull
the udder one
Been there, done
that - Not a good start
Slip of the tongue
- He didn't really mean that, did he?
Typical BMW driver
- Ooops forgot something
**********
Yes, dear
- Who's the King of the Beasts
The perfect
home office - Please be seated
A face only a Mum
could love - Must have been really pierced
Pure horsepower
- Giddy-up little Renault
Perfect timing
- This business may go under
Dressed for dinner
- Stuart Little eat your heart out
Who? - You'd
have thought they'd have picked this up
Self-esteem
- Ready to tackle anything
Gone fishing
- But who's the bait?
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The way to go
- Grumpy style
A girl's best
friend - Controlling your man
Having a bad day
- Help mum!
Nice town
- shame about the name
Flaming heck
- Houston, we have a problem
Anderson's special
offer - Time for some accounting
Romance in the
air - ... well, maybe
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Fishing Trip
- Keeping them dangling
Divorce -
Towering rage
For the girls
- What not to do
Proof - Examples
of Argentinian he-men!
A dog's tale
#1 - Morning fresh
A dog's tale
#2 - About face
A dog's tale
#3 - So cuddly
**********
I forgot the
sunscreen... - The mad hatter, perhaps?
Rampaging rodent
- Rat mystifies scientists!
Remember your
manners - And don't eat with your mouth full
Livestock concerns
- Who's sitting on the fence now?
Sod This, I'm
Off! - Talk about dinner on the run.
You Guys Are
Pussies - One brave little cat.
Plugging the
Leaker - The trees' revenge.
Desperate Car
Parking - One way to get a space.
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Sucker!
- Osama Free T-Shirt.
Don't Be So Cold,
Baby - A Turtle's Nightmare
Deadly Art of
Tattooing - If you don't like this then you're dead.
Excellent Value
- Talk about a real bargain for someone.
Bill Clinton's
New Address - You'll see why.
Spellingz Know
Problemb - Some people are just soooooo dumb.
For Those With
Dirty Cars - And are single chaps who know no better.
How To Deal
With Thieves - Nothing too serious.
Who Can't Keep
a Secret Then? - Loose lips sink ships.
**********
On
the Throne: Would this leave a blue ring?
Wild pack: Dogs
hunt in packs don't they?
Elephant Man:
You have to hand it to this guy.
Hot Story:
Read all about it..
As sung by
Prince: Is this what he meant?
Cough Cough:
Has he bitten off more then he can chew?
**********
Too Good to Eat - You
really need to watch out for those rays, man.
Grumpy's Bin
Laugin' - at last the lawyers give the old Coot a thumbs
up...
The Sign - This will move
you
Wise Crack - Kids do
the darndest things
Wide Load - What a great
ass!
Delicious Beer - a beer
so good you have to share it...
The Bill and Hill Show
- The changing of the guard
**********
Bananarama: For
those who what more from their diet.
Sesame Seeded: And
does this provide the necessary dietry fibre?
How to impress:
For the big man with a small ego.
A unique speed
hump: A vehicle would get you there faster!
Peek-a-boo: If they
only knew.
Nth degree marketing:
Run away sales effort
**********
Car Sale - For the Irish
bargain-hunter.
Carpool - For the transport-challenged.
Seedy Pumpkin - For those
who wonder why pumpkins don't drink.
Design your own Prez - For
those unhappy with Dubya and Gore.
Car Park - For drivers
who remember their L-Plate days.
Bombed out - What bomb disposal
experts get up to. ********** Next
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