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A Little Light Reading

A little male bashing - why not, they can take it...
Grumpy's Bin Laughin' - at last the lawyers give the old Coot a thumbs up...
Chocolate vs. Sex - scientists have known this for years...
Men & Women - we're actually very much alike
Fluffy Bunny - What not to do with rabbits...
The Blizzard - A priest and a nun get cosy.
Useless Facts: III - 50 absurb facts
Why Bicycles Are Better Than Men! - Wheelie Funny.
Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women - Some wild ones.
Church Bulletins - Oh, Lord!
Mental Health Answering Service - Wrong numbers.
If you Love Somebody - Spin Doctor City.
Because I'm a man - For womankind.
Drive ya to drink - This is a worry!
Darwin Award favourite - A gutsy effort.
Did you know? - Some truly useless facts.
Did he get the job? - A novel approach to job-seeking.
So blonde - For your blonde joke collection.
Barryisms - The wisdom of former Washington DC Mayor Marion Barry.
Fool the boss - How to appear to work hard.
Important questions - But no answers!
Dear Teacher - Parent's excuses.
Murray Walker gems - The eccentric voice of Formula One.
Court out - Crazy court transcripts.
Stoopido!!! - For fans of the truly moronic.
Restroom philosophy - For those who like homespun guidance.
Stay insane - For those who are getting too sensible.
Now Zen - For the realistically philosophical.
Alternative Dictionary - For fans of clever wordplay.
Top 10 Homicides - for drop-dead laughs.
Here is the news - For those who believe everything they read.
Know your Hangover - For those who hate a drink.
Too much 90s - For the tech-sodden.
College Slang - For those who are way cool.
Waxing lyrical - For those who never know the words.
Licence to fish - Giving the authorities the slip.
Rocket Scientist - The brightest minds on Earth.