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Click to read our
Grumpy's warped view of life
A Little Light Reading
A little male
bashing - why not, they can take it...
Grumpy's Bin Laughin' - at last the lawyers give the old Coot
a thumbs up...
Chocolate vs. Sex - scientists have known this for years...
Men
& Women - we're actually very much alike
Fluffy
Bunny - What not to do with rabbits...
The
Blizzard - A priest and a nun get cosy.
Useless
Facts: III - 50 absurb facts
Why
Bicycles Are Better Than Men! - Wheelie Funny.
Why
Motorcycles Are Better Than Women - Some wild ones.
Church
Bulletins - Oh, Lord!
Mental
Health Answering Service - Wrong numbers.
If you
Love Somebody - Spin Doctor City.
Because I'm
a man - For womankind.
Drive ya
to drink - This is a worry!
Darwin
Award favourite - A gutsy effort.
Did you
know? - Some truly useless facts.
Did he get
the job? - A novel approach to job-seeking.
So blonde
- For your blonde joke collection.
Barryisms
- The wisdom of former Washington DC Mayor Marion Barry.
Fool
the boss - How to appear to work hard.
Important
questions - But no answers!
Dear
Teacher - Parent's excuses.
Murray
Walker gems - The eccentric voice of Formula One.
Court out
- Crazy court transcripts.
Stoopido!!!
- For fans of the truly moronic.
Restroom
philosophy - For those who like homespun guidance.
Stay
insane - For those who are getting too sensible.
Now Zen
- For the realistically philosophical.
Alternative
Dictionary - For fans of clever wordplay.
Top 10
Homicides - for drop-dead laughs.
Here is
the news - For those who believe everything they read.
Know
your Hangover - For those who hate a drink.
Too much 90s
- For the tech-sodden.
College Slang - For those who are
way cool.
Waxing
lyrical - For those who never know the words.
Licence to
fish - Giving the authorities the slip.
Rocket
Scientist - The brightest minds on Earth.
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