Why Bicycles Are Better Than Men!

• Bicycles don't work late.
  
  
• Your Bicycle stays as clean as you want it to.
  
  
• Bicycles don't have parents or kids.
  
  
• Bicycles don't get sick.
  
  
• Bicycles don't get overweight.
  
  
• You can check out the guy who works on your Bicycle.
  
  
• Your Bicycle always has time for you.
  
  
• Bicycles don't complain and don't ride away from you when the road gets rough.
  
  
• Bicycles don't watch TV.
  
  
• Bicycles don't shave.
  
  
• Bicycles don't snore.
  
  
• Bicycles don't leave a mess in the kitchen or bathroom.
  
  
• Bicycles are better protection in a bad neighborhood.
  
  
• You don't have to feed your bicycle.
  
  
• Bicycles never argue, you are always right.
  
  
• Bicycles never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason.
  
  
• Bicycles never try to show you off to their friends.
  
  
• Bicycles don't come home drunk after a night out with its buddies.
  
  
• Bicycles don't sneak around with other bicycles.
  
  
• Bicycles don't care what you look like, or what your age is.
  
  
• Bicycles don't care and don't comment about what you spend your money on.
  
  
• When you go riding, your bicycle doesn't care if other bicycles are bigger or better.
  
  
• Bicycles don't care about their performance.