She Was So Blonde . . . . .

• She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
• She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
• She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
• She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
• She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
• She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
• She sat on the TV and watched the couch.
• She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
• She tried to drown a fish.
• She thought a quarterback was a refund.
• She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
• If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
• They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
• Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".
• She tripped over a cordless phone.
• She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius".
• She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
• It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
• If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
• She studied for a blood test ...and failed.
• She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare centre.
• She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
• She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
• She sold the car for gas money.
• When she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
• When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
• She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
• When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
• When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.