Actual Announcements from Church Bulletins

• Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
  
  
• The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
  
  
• Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
  
  
• 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
  
  
• Mrs Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
  
  
• The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
  
  
• Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
  
  
• The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6pm. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and desserts will be served for a nominal feel.
  
  
• The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
  
  
• This evening at 7pm, there will be a sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.