Lisence to fish
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from
the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached
by the ranger who asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these
lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water
and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for
a walk only to return them at the end of the day."
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal
to fish without a license.
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't
believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into
the water.
The warden, wide-eyed and intrigued, says, "Now whistle to
your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water."
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"
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