Life's Important Questions

Here's life's important questions. Just don't expect any answers!!

• What is the speed of dark?
• When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
• Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
• If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
• How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
• What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
• After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
• If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
• What's another word for synonym?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
• When sign-makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
• Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
• Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
• How can there be self-help groups?
• Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
• Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
• Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
• Where are Preparations A through G?
• Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
• If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
• When you open a new bag of Cotton Balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
• When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
• What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
• If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
• Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
• If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?