Restroom Philosophy
This is American in origin, but the philosophy is universal
. . . . .
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate
open.
-- Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign,
IL
Beauty is only a light switch away.
-- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham,
North Carolina.
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
-- Houghton Library, Harvard University,
Cambridge,Massachusetts.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our
lives.
-- Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.
If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping
for ice.
-- Smoky Joe's, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are
you?"
-- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
-- The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and
tired of putting up with her shit.
-- Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel
Hill, North Carolina
Descartes said: "To do is to be." Voltaire said:
"To be is to do." Frank Sinatra, however, said:
"Do Be Do Be Doo"
-- Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale,
Arizona.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
-- Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson,
Arizona.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
-- Written in the dust on the back of a
bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.
Make love, not war. Better still, do both, get married!
-- Men's restroom, Barnes & Noble, Irvine
California
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
-- Men's restroom, Arby's, Miami, Florida
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're
going to have trouble with it.
-- Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort,
Dallas, Texas.
JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if He had invested?
-- Men's restroom, American University,
Washington, D.C.
Express Lane: Five beers or less.
-- Sign over urinal, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix,
AZ.
You're too good for him.
-- Sign over mirror in Women's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
-- Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
|
