Here is the News . . . .
We are reliably informed that these are actually true
stories.... but, like, no guarantees, guys....
After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean
bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed
to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not
wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby
bus-stop and offered everyone in the queue a free ride. He
then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling
staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre
fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for three days.
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In Minneapolis, USA, 28-year-old Derrick L Richardson has
been charged with third-degree murder of his much-loved cousin,
Ken E Richardson. According to local police, Derrick had suggested
to Ken that they play game of Russian Roulette, but having
no revolver, instead put a semi-automatic pistol to his cousin's
head. Apparently, he did not realise that one bullet always
loads into the firing chamber of a semi-automatic.
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Texan prisons have banned convicts on death row from having
a last cigarette, on the grounds that it is bad for their
health. However, to compensate for this, condemned men will
instead be permitted to chew a stick of celery.
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