Nightmare on Elm Street
Review
by Anthony Morris
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Nightmare on Elm Street
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Theres' no reason why horror remakes like A Nightmare On Elm Street have to be bad - they just seem to turn out that way.
Unlike
a lot of the recent remakes where the original's success was such a
fluke that changing anything would (and does) ruin the film, A Nightmare on Elm Street has a central idea strong enough to handle another swing at it.
That
central idea is, of course, a monster (here burnt-up possible
child-molestor Freddy Kruger, played by Jackie Earl Haley) who can kill
you in your sleep: as one character puts it, "if you die in your
dreams, you die in real life".
The scariness comes from two
directions : you have to fall alseep eventually so you can't escape,
and inside your dreams anything (unplesant) can happen.
So with all that going for it, why is this remake little more than a lifeless, by-the-numbers chore to watch?
Apart
from the usual fatal flaw of boring characters played by poor actors -
not only are all these "teenagers" easily pushing thirty, not one of
them is in the slighest bit memorable even when they're spurting blood
- this film fails because it's actually too faithful to the original.
The
original is a classic - make no mistake - but this treats the first
film's set up so reverentially that it feels like any possible
originality has been strangled out of the film.
It doesn't
help that most of the dream sequences are really just "you didn't
realise you'd fallen asleep... and now you're dead" variety, with only
a few moments of surreal horror to show what might have been.
With
the invention of "micro-naps" (basically, you can fall asleep at any
time and not know it), the film becomes yet another quick shock-packed
affair rather than anything remotely disturbing.
It's hardly the worst remake of recent times, but if you're going to re-do a classic like Wes Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street you need to do better than this. 2 out
of 5
Nightmare on Elm Street
Australian release: 20th May,
2010
Official
Site: Nightmare on Elm Street
Cast: Jackie Earle Haley, Kyle Gallner, Kellan Lutz, Thomas Dekker, Rooney
Mara, Connie Britton
Director: Samuel Bayer
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