Rambo Review
by Adam Frazier
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As a young kid growing up in the ‘80s, I remember watching Rambo: First Blood Part II
on television. Being as this was cable, all the ultra-violent parts
were edited out, but sometimes that made it even more brutal.
My
young, impressionable mind was imagining (in great detail) the kind of
pain John J. Rambo was inflicting on his victims – and I thoroughly
enjoyed it.
Sylvester Stallone is the epitome of what it means
to be an action star. He’s in countless flicks filed under the ‘Movies
for Guys who like Movies’ category, and you always have to root for
him, as he’s constantly outnumbered or outmatched.
After his successful return to the ring with Rocky Balboa, Stallone decided to continue the story of one of his other iconic characters, the troubled Vietnam War veteran John Rambo.
The franchise started in 1982 with First Blood,
which featured Rambo trying to adjust to civilian life. In a nutshell,
he’s given a hard time by a local sheriff and arrested for crimes he
didn’t commit. What results is the ultimate survival film, in which
Rambo goes into war mode and escapes to the forests, where he sets up a
series of booby traps.
There were of course sequels, in which
Rambo was assigned by the government to break into hostile areas and do
what he does best – kill the bad guys and rescue the good guys.
In every Rambo
film, the violence increased – as did the body counts. It’s that whole
issue of violence in media desensitizing us, so the next time around it
has to increase in order to provide the same level of shock. Well, if
that’s still the model we’re working with – Stallone’s latest sequel,
the bluntly named Rambo, has taken bloodshed to an all-new level.
The story is paper thin and practically transparent, but lets be honest – did we expect anything else? The formula for a good Rambo
flick is simple: a hostile situation in which good people’s lives are
in danger. That’s it. Throw in some really bad people and then have
John Rambo come in, kick ass and save the day.
It’s been 20
years since we last saw John Rambo. He’s now living in Thailand, a
stranger in a strange land. When a ruthless local infantry kidnaps a
group of Christian aid workers, Rambo joins a group of mercenaries to
venture into war-torn Burma, and rescue them.
Allow me to be
completely frank with you in saying that you have never experienced the
level of graphic violence contained in this film. When Rambo and the
mercenaries break into action, there are body parts flying everywhere.
Explosions and headshots with high-powered sniper rifles show human
bodies being ripped apart in ways that are so absurdly realistic; it
leaves you shocked and a little dirty inside.
Although the
60-year-old Stallone is old enough to join the AARP, he’s still got the
chops to fill the combat boots of John Rambo. After 20 years of
semi-retirement, our favorite Vietnam War veteran still has all the
moves.
While the dialogue is awkward and ham-fisted at times,
and the plot is so simplistic it goes beyond any real critical
analysis, Rambo is damn good at what it does: the kind of over-the-top action born and bred in the ‘80s.
And
you know what, I’m not ashamed to say I enjoyed it. If you’re looking
for a release from all those pesky Oscar-nominated dramas that fill the
cinemas this time of year, feel free to entertain your inner bloodlust
by watching Rambo. 3.5 out
of 5 Rambo
Australian release: 21st February, 2008
Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz, Paul Schulze
Director: Sylvester Stallone
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