Rush Hour 3 Review
by Toby Hillard
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Let's get this out of the way from the very beginning:
There
is nothing in the world that will ever make me enjoy anything that
Chris Tucker does. To me, he is an overpaid - less talented - and more
annoying version of Chris Rock. Say what you like Rock fans - but the
man is a douche. So it's with hesitation that I entered the screening
of Rush Hour 3.
I could well be the only person in the Western
world who is yet to view even one installment of the multi-million
dollar grossing Rush Hour franchise (the Jackie Chan/Chris Tucker
vehicle which at no point tries to hide the fact it's a watered down
version of Lethal Weapon), and I really don't think I've been missing
out on much.
After a six year hiatus, cop James Carter (Chris
Tucker) once again reunites with Chinese Inspector Lee (Jackie Chan) to
both taunt and battle bad guys. It's a pretty simple line of thinking
really - the first movie was on Carter's homeland, and the second was
set in Lee's turf, meaning this outing finds both of the mismatched
couple out of their element in Paris. Of course, they spent some time
dealing with criminals - but let's face it - it's just an excuse
to make fun of the quirky French culture.
Now I love a good
popcorn flick as much as the next man. There's nothing better than
switching your brain off at the door and being entertained by some
clever one liners and some cool martial arts moves. And for the most
part, Rush Hour 3 delivers on that front - let's face it, we know
Ratner was never going into this to create a groundbreaking piece of
cinema (it's simply a way to finance his next house, and the copious
amounts of cocaine he would be snorting).
But at a cost of $180
Million (that's right, that's the budget)? Hmmm, much like the
audiences of Evan Almighty (which cost a reported $200 Million) - you
kind of get the feeling that you're not exactly getting the bang for
your buck. There seems to have been a bit of skimming off the top (I'm
looking at you Chris "I'm not getting out of bed for under $25 Million"
Tucker).
Now, this all sounds a bit harsh. Rush Hour 3 is not
all that bad. There are some humerous moments (most of which are shown
in the trailer) and the action sequences are pretty cool (at least
Ratner knows how to get that right) in particular a fight scene on the
Eiffel Tower (amazingly, the scene was actually shot there). My major
gripe is with the excess of Hollywood, because there is no reason for
this flick to have been made (heck, Tucker has been quite vocal that he
didn't really want to do it - and it shows, the man is on auto pilot).
It's
cheap, disposable entertainment that will most likely keep the teeny
boppers and simpletons distracted for 90 minutes - but if you're that
desperate for something to waste your time, just go home and watch the
far superior prequels.
2 out
of 5 The Reaping Australian
release: 27th September,
2007
Cast: Chris Tucker, Jackie Chan, Hiroyuki Sanada, Yvan Attal Director: Brett Ratner
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