The Tuxedo
Review by Clint Morris
When
Jackie Chan left the films of Hong Kong behind for the glitz,
glamour and zest of Hollywood movies - he no doubt expected
every movie he did to be a hit.
For the most part he has been lucky - the Rush Hour
films and Shanghai Noon earned quite a pretty penny
- but it's unavoidable that there's always going to be a miss,
among those hits.
For Chan, it's The Tuxedo, something full of glitz
and glamour (Jennifer Love Hewitt) but with less zest than
a Police Academy sequel.
A cross between The Mask and recent Dana Carvey starrer
Master of Disguise, The Tuxedo is B-grade storytelling
wrapped in a pretty package.
Ironically, the film wants you to believe Chan's character,
Jimmy Tong - an introverted cab driver - is the least likely
person you'd see as a superhero. Never in a million years
would you see this guy battling the bad guys.
Mistake No.1 - we aren't swallowing that.
Soon working as a limo driver to chauffeur playboy millionaire/super
spy Clark Devlin (Jason Isaacs), Tong's position is bumped
up to inciter when Devlin finds himself in a hospital bed
as the result of a failed hit attempt. Fortunately for Tong,
Devlin's got a magical tuxedo in the cupboard, and whoever
puts it on will soon become a kick-ass spy.
Jimmy takes over Devlin's assignment and, with the assistance
of a rookie partner (Jennifer Love Hewitt), sets out to find
the men responsible for putting his boss in stirrups and intimidating
alarm in the city.
To its merit, The Tuxedo is enjoyable enough. Teaming
Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt is an interesting idea (thankfully
there's no romance between their characters) and, as expected,
some of the stunts and action sequences are quite eye popping.
However, what The Tuxedo lacks is a good storyline.
Much like the Jim Carrey movie The Mask, it's all bells
and whistles and no plot here. On top of that, what's the
big deal about a taxi driver turning into Jackie Chan anyway?
While Jackie or Jennifer fans should find enough in the film
to wet their appetite, others will be praying the stitching
on this Tuxedo comes apart real soon.
2.5 out of 5
The Tuxedo
Australian release: Thursday December 26
Cast: Jackie Chan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ritchie Coster, Debi
Mazar, Jason Isaacs, Peter Stormare.
Director: Kevin Donovan.
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