The General brings out the big guns
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2003 Hummer H2

Did we mention it's big?

Superior off-road ability - tested in the Gulf

H2's 6.0-litre V8 cranks out 235kW

It can tow a house, and Arnie's got one

It's a far from military interior
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Cars get their reputations in a number of ways. Some, like
the WRX, get crashed a lot, so they're always a favourite
with the young lads who like a bit of bang for their buck.
Others, like the BMW brand, appear in movies, like the new
20th James Bond movie - Die Another Day.
The Bentley and Jaguar brands have an amazingly prestigious
heritage, which is not surprising since the British Royal
family have been scooting around in them for decades.
But the Humm Vee? Well, it got it's reputation from the Gulf
War.
Indeed, as strange as it sounds, the new road-ready Hummer
or Humm-Vee, which is about to launch in the States, was first
seen when the USA and Iraq faced off in the Middle East.
The buzz surrounding the new Hummer, otherwise known as the
H2, is massive. Huge. Colossal. AM General did a deal with
General Motors and now they have an alliance which allows
GM to produce and use the Hummer name. Don't get any thoughts
about seeing a Holden H2 anytime soon, though...
The anticipation for the H2 is stirring the yanks up like
you wouldn't believe. There are people in the States who have
gone onto Ebay and paid as much as $US10,000 just to be one
of the first to get to buy an H2. That's $18,000 just to stand
in line!
The new behemoth goes on sale in July 2002 and will cost
around $US50,000, and while GM reps aren't too pleased about
the Ebay issue, they say there's not much that can be done
about it. But enough back story - let's look at the new Hummer
H2.
When you gaze at the hard lines of the H2, one thing is obvious
- it is huge. Measuring 4.8-metres from bonnet to boot, and
roughly 2-metres wide and again tall, it's not the kind of
vehicle you want to drive down narrow one way city streets.
Then again, that's probably all it'll be used for, with an
estimated 90 per cent of buyers not intending to take the
H2 off-road.
It's a great shame really, because thanks to it's heritage,
extrmely short overhangs, massive 17-inch wheels, acres of
ground clearance and serious transmission, this would be one
seriously good bush basher.
As far as sex appeal goes, it's not flat-out ugly, but then
it's not what you'd call sleek, either. The Americans are
going wild for the new design, but we attribute this to sheer
size, rather than styling cues.
It's got large, flat side panels, and it's as though a troupe
of armed Marines are going to jump out at any time thanks
to its styling, which is similar to the original.
Inside, the H2 seats six, and while cloth trim is standard,
the optional leather trim brings with it heated cushions and
seat backs, with three heat levels. You get dual zone climate
control with additional rear controls for the air-con units,
a nine speaker Bose CD-stereo system with a digital signal
processing amplifier and acoustic insulation.
There's a leather wrapped steering wheel, compass, side-window
de-fogging system and six power points, which is handy if
you happened to bring the TV, VCR, DVD, PC, Playstation and
toaster with you.
On the outside, the GM-built H2 can be optionally fitted
with what could be the world's largest opening skyroof, making
what could also be the world's largest convertible.
Standard features include black moulded wheel arches, a heavy
duty bonnet, daytime running lights, full skid-plate protection
and rocker panel protection.
While the asking price is close to six figures (Australian
currency), what you get is quite good value, and we shouldn't
forget to mention the front airbags, anti-theft security system
and battery rundown protection, either.
When it comes to mechanicals, you just know that GM woudn't
throw something average into the H2 - it's one of those 'all-or-nothing'
affairs.
As such, the Hummer H2 is fitted with a single overhead cam
Vortec 6.0-litre V8, with sequential fuel injection and cast
aluminum cylinder heads. With a compression ratio of 9.4:1.
the big block V8 kicks out 235kW of power @ 5200rpm, and while
we don't have any specific torque figures yet, expect it to
be massive. Huge. Colossal.
Featuring a four-speed, four-wheel drive auto gearbox, the
H2 has also has high range open (dry road surfaces), high
range lock (semi-slippery surfaces) and low range lock (severe
off-pavement use) ratios, in addition to the standard driving
mode. It has a stall ratio of 1.90 and with 5-link variable-rate
coil springs at the rear and independent suspension with torsion
bars up front -- the H2 is a serious piece of off-road kit.
One of the toughest and most rugged pieces of military hardware
has made it to production, albeit slightly changed, which
is no great surprise. The public demand for the new truck
is a surprise though. GM plans to produce about 35,000 units
per year and has stated that if successful (which it is),
then it would create a smaller Hummer, the H3, which would
cost about half as much.
The new Hummer H2 is big, real big, has a huge engine, which
will provide what should be abysmal fuel economy, but despite
this, it will be a PT Cruiser-like success in the States.
The level of luxury inside is quite impressive and the sheer
presence that it offers will be worth the price of admission
for some.
The Jeep Cherokee and Range Rovers of the world will run
off in terror when one of these 2-metre wide truck-like vehicles
comes steaming down the road, and perhaps that's why American
drivers are going crazy for them, as Paul Beckett, the H2
marketing head-man explained: "It's really not a vehicle
for the timid. You're not just another SUV going down the
road. It's really making you stand out and I think people
like that."
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